A guy stumbles home completely plastered. He spends an hour trying to get the key into the lock, with no success, when a policeman happens to walk by. 'Is every thing alright sir?' asks the policeman. 'I can't seem to get my key in the damn door ocifer', slurs the man. The policeman helps him out with the key, and starts to go his way. 'Wait! wait!' shouts the drunk, 'I really appreciate it. Let me show you my house!', 'No thank you, sir I'll just be right on my way', says the policeman. 'I insist' presses the drunk, 'it'll only take a second, I really want to show you!'. So the policeman agrees, to keep the peace, and they go inside. They enter the living room. 'There's my TV, my stereo, and all that', says the man. 'That's nice', replies the policeman. They go through to the kitchen 'There's my microwave, the new refrigerator, pretty nice, eh?' boasts the man. 'Lovely' replies the policeman. Into the kids bedroom, 'those are my two baby boys', 'yes they look cute'. Finally they get through to the man's bedroom. 'And that's my wife, oh and that's me next to her'.
2006-12-10
23:00:29
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