All categories - 9 December 2006

A bum got on a subway car. He smelled of cheap women and cheap wine. He was dirty and had a porno magazine in his pocket. When he got in he sat down next to a priest and started reading the newspaper. After a few minutes, he asked the priest how a person got arthritis. The priest replied that you got arthritis by drinking too much, being with cheap women, not washing and reading smut. The bum said oh, okay. After a few minutes, the priest started to feel guilty and turned to the bum and apologized for snapping at him and asked him why he wanted to know. The bum said that he read that the Pope had arthritis.

2006-12-09 19:17:18 · 7 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i had my eyebrows and nose pierced but i took them out because i didnt want them anymore. i was thinking maybe get my lip pierced. what do you think? if not, what are your ideas. DAMNIT i love piercings and tattoos. who cares if some people dont like it? its not our fault its an addiction! lol

2006-12-09 19:17:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Tattoos

I donate blood every couple of months or so.

2006-12-09 19:17:11 · 12 answers · asked by Triathlete88 4 in Other - General Health Care

write this sanskrit shlok in hindi . can you do this , yes you can because this is an vth class shlok

2006-12-09 19:17:07 · 5 answers · asked by swati karnwal 1 in Wrestling

I hold a 3 year diploma from a Swiss school and tons of experience in my area of expertise. What I dont have is a Bachelor's degree, because I couldnt afford my last year of school. So, a couple of weeks ago, I gave an interview to a high-power firm. I lied about having a degree, because I wanted the job oh-so-much. I couldnt sleep and fessed up to the Senior Associate of the new company a few minutes ago. I now await their response. Was confessing a right thing to do? Or did I just kiss goodbye a grand career opportunity?

2006-12-09 19:17:04 · 15 answers · asked by Weeptiedoo 1 in Careers & Employment

Long jet black hair with one white strip

Straight Leg pants

Dark Eye Shadow

Pale white skin

Cute black top and zip up hoodie

a purse covered in chains

and leopard shoes?

I am not asking to be labeled i hate that sh!t.
i am just curious to what people think.

Cute? Interesting? Weird? Explain

2006-12-09 19:17:03 · 23 answers · asked by Atllas 3 in Singles & Dating

Two people recommended toothpaste on my severly scracthed Swap Magic.
I really want to know if this really lessen these scratches because it takes a while to load it, and I don't want to buy a new one and i don't want to buy a scratch remover, and I already tried burning it! whoever really did this a lot of times gets the best answer.

I AM LOOKING FOR EXPIERIENCES WITH DVD, NOT CD!!

2006-12-09 19:16:57 · 6 answers · asked by tintanboi 3 in Games & Gear

I am currently 9 weeks pregnant, next wednesday with be the start of my 10th week. There is a girl at work who is one week ahead of me and she is not showing at all. I have already got a small bump, its noticeable where people can actually tell I am expecting. This is my 1st child is this abornmal or do you think there could be one then one baby in there?!?!

2006-12-09 19:16:53 · 9 answers · asked by bsb8721481 2 in Pregnancy

2006-12-09 19:16:49 · 3 answers · asked by ridemyharley2000_08 2 in Psychology

DID THEY?!!?!

2006-12-09 19:16:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-09 19:16:36 · 4 answers · asked by David 6 in Movies

2006-12-09 19:16:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

At work, all we hire are stupid, lazy people with two brain cells at best! At school I stare at people when they talk because they say the stupidest things, even some of the teachers! Am I totally a prejudiced elitist (I know I am to some extent)?

2006-12-09 19:16:34 · 8 answers · asked by Dark_Night 2 in Other - Society & Culture

My hands always get SO dry during the winter from me washing them a lot at work. The air gets cold and dry and then my hands start to crack and bleed and get extremely dry, red and irritated. They get extremely itchy and they hurt so bad. Every time I put lotion on them they burn even more...and a lot of the lotion doesn't help. What do y'all suggest is the best lotion with no scent and something that won't make the open cracks in my skin irritated or burn? THANK YOU!!

2006-12-09 19:16:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin Conditions

Is there any real way to know?

Or do you just... fade away and hope no one notices?

2006-12-09 19:16:15 · 23 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

just wondering.......I have brown eyes.

2006-12-09 19:16:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

my favorite is jingle bell rock!!!

2006-12-09 19:16:13 · 10 answers · asked by nikki08 1 in Polls & Surveys

I know its Sunday buti have to drive my JCB in the morning!
so after 2 o'clock i cant drink anymore.I love my beer but i have to keep my job! LIFES A *****

2006-12-09 19:15:47 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2006-12-09 19:15:34 · 2 answers · asked by sweet sue 6 in Other - Health

2006-12-09 19:15:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 19:15:29 · 22 answers · asked by pornstar 4 in Polls & Surveys

it's okay to think someones question was lame, or it's okay to disagree with someones view on a particular subject. But, i really feel thats it NOT okay to vocalize that in such a manner as where to attack someone person. Can anyone feel me?

2006-12-09 19:15:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Next year is the 20th anniversary of Star Trek: The Next Generation. What is your favorite episodes from the series and your favorite moments?

2006-12-09 19:15:24 · 5 answers · asked by mcneill_35 2 in Television

I am in a gift exchange that has a specific theme. I need to provide a gift for a women in her 50's that would fit in a bottle. It doesn't matter what type of bottle it is. I don't want to give her alcohol but want something different. Any thoughts?

2006-12-09 19:15:03 · 11 answers · asked by 11ggojm 2 in Christmas

2006-12-09 19:15:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

can somebody teach me Romanian from email...?

I don`t want to learn Romanian from site, but please teach me by using email or messenger.
thanks

2006-12-09 19:14:57 · 2 answers · asked by Papilio paris 5 in Languages

2006-12-09 19:14:56 · 11 answers · asked by Lala 4 in San Francisco

Seriously, if there is NOTHING how can anything be created? don't we need Something to work with to create anything? can people make pottery with nothing? don't they need material? with God anything is possible so i believe He created everything and He did a Very good job at it too. but....? how does anything RANDOMLY get created from nothing? i really would like to understand what is logical about that thanks

2006-12-09 19:14:56 · 19 answers · asked by Nikki 5 in Religion & Spirituality

My ex-wife and I have two daughters and we both have joint custody and they visit with me on the weekends. I am currently in another relationship and my GF and I have been together for 2 years and we also have one child. My ex-wife is a drama queen, enjoys confrontation, and is always bickering and complaining and wanting to argue over petty things over the phone about the kids.

For Example: Why did your GF tell out daughter that she can't watch TV right now? Or when my daughter talks back. Why did your GF yell at her?

I don’t want to deal with her but, I have to because she is the mother of two of my daughters. Do you think that eliminating phone communications with my ex in reference to the kids unless it is an emergency and only utilizing e-mail communication to avoid verbal confrontations? I've done this before with her last year and it worked but I started talking to her on the phone. Well now she is in ***** mode so I think I need to change back to the e-mail indefinite.

2006-12-09 19:14:42 · 17 answers · asked by Frustrated Boi 757 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Just wondering....kinda bored, and need you guys to keep me happy, so how 'bout it? Party, or no?

2006-12-09 19:14:40 · 22 answers · asked by melissa 6 in Polls & Surveys