A bum got on a subway car. He smelled of cheap women and cheap wine. He was dirty and had a porno magazine in his pocket. When he got in he sat down next to a priest and started reading the newspaper. After a few minutes, he asked the priest how a person got arthritis. The priest replied that you got arthritis by drinking too much, being with cheap women, not washing and reading smut. The bum said oh, okay. After a few minutes, the priest started to feel guilty and turned to the bum and apologized for snapping at him and asked him why he wanted to know. The bum said that he read that the Pope had arthritis.
2006-12-09 19:17:18 · 7 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Laud! Laud! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for all the laughter this morning, and I wish you a great Sunday!
2006-12-10 01:04:17 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omfg ha ha ha u a funny man and who knows maby the pope does
2006-12-09 22:40:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe ~ yeah merry x-mas
2006-12-09 21:48:06 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah I've heard that one before too but i give it an 8
2006-12-09 20:08:06 · answer #4 · answered by pookypoo1999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before.......but 7/10 any way
2006-12-09 19:22:45 · answer #5 · answered by Dale T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.....
it's good, i'll pass this to my friends!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!
2006-12-09 19:29:55 · answer #6 · answered by bubbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wha? i don't get it...
2006-12-09 20:06:20 · answer #7 · answered by Tse Chuen 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋