All categories - 5 December 2006

An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts.
One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime.

"Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."

2006-12-05 00:18:41 · 6 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-05 00:18:35 · 6 answers · asked by LLYO 1 in Respiratory Diseases

2006-12-05 00:18:31 · 5 answers · asked by jeet 1 in Men's Health

I am female, 40ish, no longer smoke and have gotten pneumonia 7 now out of the last 10 years. I get it almost the same time each year. I do usually know when I have it from the same feeling in my chest and throat and cough I get. I have it now and also hate spending the $ on the Dr. and meds.

2006-12-05 00:18:29 · 3 answers · asked by Sheila 6 in Other - Diseases

reminds Grassy of your relatives lol

2006-12-05 00:18:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am trading in india ( nse) from NSE site we can get daily bhavcopy for F&O.
in that columns are like scriptname expir.date, OHL&CL. etc.
i.e like as follows
ACC 28-12-06 1250
Acc 28-01-07 1289
Acc 26-02-07 1260 & so on.
This type of data is difficult to use for charting
whereas i saw one data with month suffix which can we use for charting with continution .
its sample is as follows

Acc_1M 1255
Acc_2M 1280
Acc_3M 1290 & so on

By this type of data we can keep continuation in charting with futures.

My Qn is where i will get futures eod data with months suffix

I am very sure that all my Sr. will help so thanks in advance

2006-12-05 00:18:18 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Investing

I have a lot so I was wondering how many you people have? I am the oldest in my family and I have 13 other siblings 12 are brothers and one is a sister (Out of all of them there are two sets of tripplets and me and my sister are twins)

2006-12-05 00:18:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

2006-12-05 00:18:13 · 7 answers · asked by XXX 1 in Other - India

What hoopster played a game for the San Antonio Spurs seven months after a kidney transplant

2006-12-05 00:18:05 · 11 answers · asked by Jamie G 4 in Basketball

2006-12-05 00:18:04 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

i am applying for a position in a HR company, if asked why do you want to become a Human resource proffessional? what should i say

2006-12-05 00:17:58 · 3 answers · asked by oluwatoyin m 1 in Careers & Employment

2006-12-05 00:17:56 · 7 answers · asked by Blank girl 94 1 in Weather

every few weeks my boyfriends penis gets really sore and red and when he pulls back his foreskin theres little white dots around the head he says he thinks its because i was too rough giving him head or else too much sex its really begining to wreak me out does anybody know what the cause could be it stays sore for about 5 days i was thinking trush but not sure any help would be great thanks!

2006-12-05 00:17:56 · 9 answers · asked by keevy 2 in STDs

2006-12-05 00:17:45 · 4 answers · asked by angie w 1 in Chemistry

Im on the pill but been having a bit trouble with it lately. I came on a week early while still on my pill then had my pill free week and was still on - 2 weeks in total. I had sex on the friday i was off and then started my pill the nxt day, is it possible to be pregnant?

2006-12-05 00:17:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2006-12-05 00:17:33 · 7 answers · asked by okster43 1 in Singles & Dating

How many of you watch this show?? overall its a pretty good show.

2006-12-05 00:17:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-05 00:17:13 · 3 answers · asked by Zeff 3 in Law & Ethics

2006-12-05 00:17:08 · 4 answers · asked by shelleygreen2002 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

toys r us had them but they are out of stock, I have tried currys sanyo, sharp, harrods, hamleys, woolworths, and ebay and amazon, any ideas?

2006-12-05 00:17:07 · 9 answers · asked by jo72 2 in TVs

I downloaded the trial of Nero 7, problem is, it took forever to download so I went to bed and just got up a little while ago, now when I try finishing it and get to the screen where it says, "user name, organization, and serial number. The number is already on the box, but when I push "next" it says the code has expired. Any ideas?

--Andie D.

2006-12-05 00:17:03 · 5 answers · asked by Andie Harley 2 in Programming & Design

Here is the deal I have TiVo now and all of a sudden I have experience difficutlties connecting to there services when you do updates. I called tivo last night and they said that my phone does not have a stable connected to connect with them and they can't do anything about it either. If it connects that is great and if not oh well basically. Expect i have never changed my phone or the phone service so why would it work and now it doesn't.

Anyways do you think I should try and fix TiVo and if I do should I keep TiVo or go with my cable dvr box?

In opinions thanks

2006-12-05 00:17:02 · 4 answers · asked by Stephanie K 3 in TiVO & DVRs

hmmmmm
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2006-12-05 00:17:01 · 45 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 00:16:54 · 5 answers · asked by andykpln 4 in Careers & Employment

2006-12-05 00:16:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

I have a 10week old kitten that was declawed and spayed 1week ago today. She now has a cold...runny nose,sneezing ect.. Do I need to take her back to the vet ASAP or will the cold run its course on it's own? It doesn't seem to be affecting her eating or drinking but she is sleeping alot.

2006-12-05 00:16:48 · 6 answers · asked by MellyK1234 3 in Cats

2006-12-05 00:16:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

The old t.v. guide was so easy to use. I could also get updates on my soaps when I missed them. This new t.v. guide really stinks.I am sure I am not the only one complaining. Please bring it back soon!!!

2006-12-05 00:16:35 · 1 answers · asked by Betty S 1 in Television

2006-12-05 00:16:27 · 28 answers · asked by Chris K 2 in Music

The following questions and answers have been given to me. I believe they're correct, but I can't seem to produce the answers. If you can, please can you give me the formula you've used / explain how? I really appreciate it. Obviously, ten points to whomsoever gets there first.

In a constituency of 120,680 voters the outcome of an election was as follows.

Moderate Party43% of valid votes cast
Radical Party22% of valid votes cast
Extremist Party9% of valid votes cast
Countryside Party8% of valid votes cast
15% did not cast a vote
3620 voting slips were spoiled

NB. In answering the following questions, give the whole number, but regard 0.5 or more as 1. ( e.g 1.5 adjusted upwards to 2, 1.499 adjusted downwards to 1 )

QA What was the number of the majority of votes of the Moderates over the Radicals?
A: 20.781

QbWhat was the number of the majority of votes of the Moderates over all parties?
A: 3958

2006-12-05 00:16:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics