All categories - 4 December 2006

I mean his company really. How can I equal it out a bit and make him want to see me more without coming across as desperate?

2006-12-04 05:50:59 · 12 answers · asked by helloha06 1 in Singles & Dating

He starts out with "Earnhardt once said ......"

What is the difference between Jeff Gordons car and a porcupine?
On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!

Gordon walks into the shop and both of his ears are all bandaged up. Rick says, "What happened to your ears?" Wonderboy says, "Yesterday I was ironing my shirt when the phone rang and I answered the iron." Rick says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?" Gordon says, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor."

GORDON IN JAIL! Jeff Gordon was arrested last night for trespassing and breaking and entering. He was picked up on the floor of DEI Motorsports. When reached for comment, Gordon said, "I just wanted to finally get a look at the FRONT of one of Junior's cars!"


These jokes are in no way meant to be taken seriously, but if you are one of those stuck up Gordon fans with no sense of humor than too bad.

twolipsgordon.com

2006-12-04 05:50:59 · 33 answers · asked by DEI 3 in NASCAR

I'm married for 6 yeas and last month I made love with a trannie wihtout condoms, today I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband can't have children so I can't tell him the child is his. I don't know what to do. Should I tell him the truth?

2006-12-04 05:50:52 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2006-12-04 05:50:40 · 6 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys

The Bible says that God is omnipresent meaning God is everywhere at one time. Could dark matter be God? I mean sense it is invisible and nobody can identify it?

2006-12-04 05:50:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

This guy i work with i began to like him but found out he had a girlfriend. I mean he buys everything for this girl but she does not get him anything she even quit her job and put gas in her car which she could have done if she had a job. He know I the kind of girl who goes fifty fifty in a relationship he recently finds out I like him and one of his friend told me he likes me so he broke up with his girl. Even though he has gotten a new job we still talk on the phone he ask me out and I accepted. Do you think I wrong for accepting because his ex wants him back but I think she just wants his money but if you don't think I am wrong where you we go for our first date.

2006-12-04 05:50:28 · 1 answers · asked by katie 4 in Singles & Dating

I am not talking about me personaly, and it could also be the other way around, men being attracted to women that are taken. And how in the world would you approach someone thats taken.......it just seems soooo wrong....anyway i am just curious

2006-12-04 05:50:28 · 9 answers · asked by Brian 4 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-04 05:50:26 · 5 answers · asked by Silver Tongue 1 in Diet & Fitness

What do you think of the Saints and Reggie Bush?

2006-12-04 05:50:21 · 8 answers · asked by 09 _ 4 in Football (American)

Non Circumvent and Non-Disclosure Agreement: Can anybody please help me to get a sample copy of these agreements . .

2006-12-04 05:50:19 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Corporations

2006-12-04 05:50:13 · 20 answers · asked by Lone Eagle 4 in Words & Wordplay

I'm thinking we were better off in the cold war, with covert actions and assainations

Plus we got 30 years of Spy movies out of it. What will Iraq produce 30 years of movies about a Army not allowed to win.

2006-12-04 05:50:12 · 5 answers · asked by 43 3 in Politics

2006-12-04 05:50:12 · 5 answers · asked by Sweetcheeks 2 in Law & Ethics

2006-12-04 05:50:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies

2006-12-04 05:49:59 · 10 answers · asked by padros 3 in Singles & Dating

Will this do it? Also I haven't eaten in 1 and a half days.

2006-12-04 05:49:55 · 7 answers · asked by malindaharvey1 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2006-12-04 05:49:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

I have lost my A-level certificates, can anyone tell me what to do to?

2006-12-04 05:49:49 · 5 answers · asked by Emily1318 1 in Careers & Employment

2a + 3b = -1
3a + 5b = -2

2006-12-04 05:49:47 · 4 answers · asked by Meg ♥ 1 in Mathematics

2006-12-04 05:49:43 · 19 answers · asked by bc_munkee 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Very, very strange.

I have a sudden and strong desire to start smoking. Now this is weird, because i'm 17 years old, live in a town just outside of a biiiiig city in the UK, and i've never had any pressure from my friends to smoke. In fact, almost NONE of them do! Those that do want to quit, it's not considered cool... my parents smoke roll-ups/joints, but they've never pressured me to, and for some reason i've just got a really strong desire to start smoking pre-made ciggies! I can't get over how weird this is - i'm very anti-smoking, I think it makes your breath stink, it gives you wrinkles and makes your teeth yellow, it's *so* gross, but for some reason I want to start smoking *so* bad!

C'mon guys, help me out here... WTF?

Am
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2006-12-04 05:49:35 · 4 answers · asked by Pebbles 5 in Psychology

What kind of diaper do you use on your toddler and why?

2006-12-04 05:49:31 · 22 answers · asked by Queen of Kings 4 in Toddler & Preschooler

to the store with him. now she thinks something is going on..i dont think its her business. what to do????

2006-12-04 05:49:20 · 12 answers · asked by slutgirl_90 1 in Singles & Dating

I have a 50" Plasma TV with HDMI support. Should I get a Home Theater System with HDMI support? or the regular Audio/Video ports will be sufficient?

2006-12-04 05:49:20 · 4 answers · asked by Chang 1 in Home Theater

2006-12-04 05:49:12 · 9 answers · asked by flavorlicious 2 in Other - Health

2006-12-04 05:49:11 · 13 answers · asked by jeet 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-04 05:49:10 · 1 answers · asked by sioux 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

Hi, I am really in a financial bind, right now. I seriously live from paycheck to paycheck. And every check I absolutely have nothing to save out of it. Anyhow, I was offered a job at another firm, and there willing to pay $2.50 more than what I'm making now? It's basically doing the same thing I'm doing here, with maybe just a tad bit more responsibility.

What should I do?

2006-12-04 05:49:07 · 19 answers · asked by me 1 in Careers & Employment

How will this affect his child support payments?
Going from a full time high paying job to a low paying part time job?

2006-12-04 05:49:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Hey, I've been looking for a good site to research the anatomy of star wars ships. (Repulsorlift Coils and what not.) I've recently found out what a repusorlift coil is by asking a question about it and now I want a site that can show me the mechanical make-up of Star Wars ships.

2006-12-04 05:49:01 · 4 answers · asked by .Murder Puppet™. 1 in Movies