A blonde, brunette, and a redhead were marrooned on a dessert island with no way of getting home. They were walking along the beach when they saw a bottle with a cork in it, they cracked open the bottle and a genie popped out, he said, 'sorry girls, bit of a struggle at the mo and i can only give you one wish each', the brunette quickly said 'ooh i wish i was a thousand times smarter than i already am so i can think of a way to get off this island'. The genie, without hesitation, flicked his wrist and boom! The brunnette swelled up like a balloon and floated across the water to safety. The redhead said 'ok i wish i was a million times smarter than her' and with a flick of his wrist and boom the genie granted her wish and she too swelled up like a balloon and floated across the water to safety. The blonde, having just witnessed what happened said 'ok i wish i was a million times smarter than both of them put together'. Boom, she turned into a man and walked across the bridge.
2006-11-30
22:03:37
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