A blonde, brunette, and a redhead.........................?

Question

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead were marrooned on a dessert island with no way of getting home. They were walking along the beach when they saw a bottle with a cork in it, they cracked open the bottle and a genie popped out, he said, 'sorry girls, bit of a struggle at the mo and i can only give you one wish each', the brunette quickly said 'ooh i wish i was a thousand times smarter than i already am so i can think of a way to get off this island'. The genie, without hesitation, flicked his wrist and boom! The brunnette swelled up like a balloon and floated across the water to safety. The redhead said 'ok i wish i was a million times smarter than her' and with a flick of his wrist and boom the genie granted her wish and she too swelled up like a balloon and floated across the water to safety. The blonde, having just witnessed what happened said 'ok i wish i was a million times smarter than both of them put together'. Boom, she turned into a man and walked across the bridge.

Answer 1

Yeah. Men are smarter than women.







Grow up! You're such a child.

Answer 2

Thats really funny.

Here are some Blonde Ones

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.

"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."

"But I always get it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist

"YES!", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
____________________________________________________

Blonde in a Circle

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The driver was outraged and was eventually able to make her pull over.

He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde in his most threatening voice, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.

When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"

He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.

When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.

Now he's getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.

Now she's laughing.

The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.

He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.

"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.

She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
____________________________________________________

Blondes Dept

The Blondes at the university were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbos. They wanted somewhere where they felt they belonged.

So they pressured the administration to set up a new Department especially for them. The university agreed, and set up the Blonde Education Department.

The Blondes were ecstatic to have a department of their own where they could gather without being ridiculed. They felt they really belonged now.

They wanted other students to see that they weren't just stupid bimbos -- after all, they now had their own department at the university.

So they now all proudly wear the official sweatshirt of the Blonde Education Department, which sports the saying: "I Belong in B.E.D."
____________________________________________________

BYE - Imtiyaz G

Answer 3

Cracking joke and isn't it amazing what you can get out of a bottle of white 'spirit' these days.

Answer 4

Quality.

Answer 5

good 1 lmao 10/10

Answer 6

typical blonde brunette redhead joke. hahaha

Answer 7

hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha

VERY VERY NICE JOKE!!!!

Answer 8

nice joke

Answer 9

ha ha ha

Answer 10

nice one