All categories - 27 November 2006

It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following:

Please join me in remembering a great icon. Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died
yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch, and many others. The graveside was piled high with flours as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."

Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Toward the end it was thought he'd raise once again, but he was no tart. Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.

2006-11-27 13:30:50 · 13 answers · asked by TrixR4KidZ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

anyone know what song it is?

2006-11-27 13:30:49 · 18 answers · asked by the person of toast 1 in Movies

I had taken my bf back recently in september.
On his vacation, he spent 3 days with me at my house.
Those days my feelings have changed even more. I love him more and more everyday.
One evening, I was sleeping, ( I usually leave the radio on while I sleep), I woke up and heard "The Dance" playing on the radio, I felt sad and didnt understand where this feeling is coming from. can anyone relate?

2006-11-27 13:30:45 · 4 answers · asked by Olga 2 in Singles & Dating

Do men perfer the submissive type, such as myself, or a more dominant women? or do you perfer a 50/50 relationship?

2006-11-27 13:30:40 · 12 answers · asked by athletic_hotie 1 in Singles & Dating

an interesting question I could ask?

2006-11-27 13:30:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Games & Recreation

I have a full backup prepared with the Windows XP utility. I got a new hard-drive, and after installing XP, tried doing a "Restore" using the utility. This naive approach did not work because it creates a sort of hybrid between the new and the old systems... with files from the recently installed system not fully removed. Is there a way to reformat the C: Drive and restore from backup all in one shot, so that the end-result will be a pristine copy of my originally backed up system?
Thanks!

2006-11-27 13:30:35 · 1 answers · asked by alex 2 in Software

waiting since season 1, can´t wait anymore

2006-11-27 13:30:32 · 5 answers · asked by yturnjsinkjfshkjfsd 4 in Television

Mine is picking up Marques Colston in the Free Agent week 3. Anyone else got a great move they made?

2006-11-27 13:30:22 · 10 answers · asked by Ben F. 3 in Fantasy Sports

Like, take the question given at the bottom as an example. I give the only correct answer, but the poster is too lazy to cast a vote. I'm out of town on Thanksgiving holiday, so I don't vote. Instead, some guy who gave an obviously nonsensical answer decides to vote for himself, and he gets Best Answer.

OK, I'm through venting. If you have your own example on getting scammed this way, post the link. I'll award 10 points to the one I like best.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkOQinEDrV0Kka.LZV80nFTsy6IX?qid=20061121160310AAevwjY

2006-11-27 13:30:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

What was the mentality behind shows such as Full House? every one of those episodes just makes me wanna retch

2006-11-27 13:30:18 · 5 answers · asked by //// 3 in Television

i was looking at the married men question, and all the men said she should do for her husband was get on her knees... why is this?

2006-11-27 13:30:05 · 15 answers · asked by *never give up* 4 in Marriage & Divorce

My dance is coming up and i don't know what to wear!!! I wanna look good, but i don't wanna be too hot or too cold. Also it might rain on that day. I was thinking of wearing long sleeved and mini skirt with flip flops. Is this bad or good. HELP ME PLEASE!

2006-11-27 13:29:52 · 4 answers · asked by xoxfashionglamx3 3 in Other - Beauty & Style

okay i get it, im 16 not 18, but why am i treated like im 5 ? Im responsible and im working on getting a good job so i can support myself and i just keep getting ****.ted on. my parents never tryed to be real parents, until now, when they realize that someone elses parents were doingthe same thing. I do what im told and i help out around the house alot. But im always told anything i do isnt enough. what do i do ? my family refuses family counceling because they think were the "perfect family" which is bull.

2006-11-27 13:29:47 · 5 answers · asked by idontevenknow 2 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

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omg plzz tell me wat this word could be!! plzz thx
oh and if it helps
1.the word is for my health hmwk
2.we are studyin bout alcholhol right now

2006-11-27 13:29:42 · 20 answers · asked by chloe 1 in Other - Health

My roommate's been really pissing me off lately. The main problem is that she opens the window at night, and it's cold outside, so all the heat from our heater goes right out the window and I have a low tolerance for cold. The thing is, I actually asked her one night if I could close the window so it wouldn't get cold, and she said I could, but to keep it a little open because she likes it open. Well, that made me so mad, because it gets just as cold whether it's open all the way or just a "little open." How the heck can I tell her nicely that it's too cold for me without sounding mean or like I'm trying to get my way? I would've told her I like the window shut earlier this year, but I didn't really she'd be dumb enough to open it during late fall and winter when it gets into the 30s and 40s outside...

P.S. Our heater is only on at night so this makes the room cold during the night AND the entire next day...

2006-11-27 13:29:39 · 7 answers · asked by Alice 2 in Friends

Thank you.

2006-11-27 13:29:38 · 7 answers · asked by Karasu 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-27 13:29:35 · 6 answers · asked by Ken J 1 in Wrestling

it been over a year . and i've been to the doc and she said it nothing to worry about. should i ask my ob/gyn i go and see her on wed. what could this bee? rite now my throat is brite red .

2006-11-27 13:29:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

If the Jews killed Jesus, and Hitler killed the Jews....doesn't that make Hitler the greatest christian of all time??

2006-11-27 13:29:21 · 17 answers · asked by Gertie 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-27 13:29:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

My parents are forcing me to get confirmed into a church that I don't want to be part of. I calmy explained why I thought that. I told my parents that this is a big decision in my faith and I want to do what is right, and I know that being part of their church isn't right. They know that I am level headed smart and mature, but then they said that I am too young to make this decision and I will be part of their church no matter what. I don't think that I am to young, and I believe very strongly that what I think is the right thing to do, but the won't listen. What should I do? Can I do anything about this?

2006-11-27 13:29:17 · 18 answers · asked by i♥TheDoors! 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I want to know about spy phones. What they are, what they do, how much they cost and where can I purchase one?
Anybody have that information for me please?

2006-11-27 13:29:16 · 1 answers · asked by Jan Frost 3 in Cell Phones & Plans

Can two people love each other and want to get married and not plan on having sex. I know this is stupid..but i wonder if it would last. lol Can two people be married and never have sex?....Because i got into an argument with my bf about this...lol and he called me stupid....hahhaa

2006-11-27 13:29:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

how do u put a sound file into a flash layer and have it loop for a set amount of frames, cuz i have allot of frames that stop on one frame and have a button to go to next frame

I tried putting sound on one layer and have it looping but it just keeps playing on and on and on.

2006-11-27 13:28:54 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

I'm trying to stay under 1000 a month for a 2 bedroom.

2006-11-27 13:28:51 · 5 answers · asked by Sondra 3 in Internet

i love milo & vico how about u

2006-11-27 13:28:49 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

I have been taking birth control pills since June and a couple weeks ago I did something stupid. During the week that I am supposed to have my period I stop taking he pills on Sunday and on Tuesday I have my period untill the following Sunday when I start a new pack of pills. Well this particular week I was to have my period I got it on Tuesday but then I wanted to have sex with my husband so I just skipped to the next pack of pills and took two pills a day to make up for what I missed. I stopped my period. I had sex with my husband and shortly after I found my self bleeding. I did this for many days. Light bleeding. I finished the pack of pills and it was time for my period to come again. So I let it come this time and on the last day of my period My husband and I had sex and he climaxed in me. Now, I am having pregnancy symptoms and I dont know if maybe I am pregnant, Is it possible for me to be pregnant? I know this is long but Im kind of concerned

2006-11-27 13:28:42 · 10 answers · asked by texastreasure 3 in Pregnancy

This is the riddle...

There once was a man named Garry. Garry lived alone but didn't mind, he liked it that way. He left his home only to buy food, suplies and such. But he was easily startled.

One night Garry heard a strange noise outside the window. Frightened, Garry made sure all of the doors and windows were shut and locked before turning off all the lights and going to bed.

The nest day, the police came to Garry's house and told him that, because of his actions last night, fourteen people died.

How?

2006-11-27 13:28:42 · 21 answers · asked by Monker123456 3 in Jokes & Riddles