It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following:
Please join me in remembering a great icon. Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died
yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch, and many others. The graveside was piled high with flours as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."
Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Toward the end it was thought he'd raise once again, but he was no tart. Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.
2006-11-27 13:30:50 · 13 answers · asked by TrixR4KidZ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha that was pretty good gave me a good laugh!!
2006-11-27 13:41:16 · answer #1 · answered by Pretty "N" Simple 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2006-11-27 22:38:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha that makes me laugh. hard
2006-11-27 21:39:23 · answer #3 · answered by Jordan Alexis 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was weird, but funny :)
2006-11-27 21:34:50 · answer #4 · answered by v_marie2004 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sum this up in one line then i'll consider
2006-11-27 21:33:19 · answer #5 · answered by Flabbergasted 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
got that email once
2006-11-27 21:32:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-27 22:08:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
that is soooo funny!
2006-11-27 21:33:17 · answer #8 · answered by Jojo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was very cute, well done
2006-11-27 21:41:35 · answer #9 · answered by Flowers 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-11-27 21:34:12 · answer #10 · answered by kate j 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋