Virgin Birth
Christianity - God says you're pregnant. Poof! Mary got pregnant.
Outcome - Jesus
Science - In order to concieve a child a sperm and an egg HAVE to meet.
Outcome - If your wife tells you she's pregnant without your manseed, get a DNA test.
Ascension to heaven
Christianity - Jesus came back form the dead, and rose up to heaven.
Outcome - He now sits next to God on the right side.
Science - After you die, rigor mortis sets in and your body begins to rot. After laying in a cave for three days Jesus' body would have been bloated and disgusting. And coming back to life at that point, ISN"T POSSIBLE. Then he rose to heaven, without a jetpack, because as you know you can't fly unless you are a bird. Then he went to heaven. Where is heaven? In space? Jesus went to space. The human body CANNOT survive space without a spacesuit.
Outcome: Somebody's lying
Let's just face it folks. Christianity is a fairy tale.
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