This joke can be changed for the situation. My friend told it to me when 4 girls were around, but it can be used with guys.
One day (Person 1), (person 2) and (person 3) all died and arrived at the pearly gates. The person greeting them (whatever his name is) told them that they can do anything up here, except step on the little ducks that were walking around everywhere. He wouldn't tell them what would happen if they did. So everything was fine for about a week, until (person 1) stepped on a duck. Suddenly a very ugly man appeared, and he was chained to her arm forever.
A week later (person 2) stepped on a duck. An even uglier man appeared and was chained to her forever. (person 3) was having a fun time by herself, when suddenly a very attractive man appeared chained to her arm. She said "Wow, what did I do to deserve this?" And the man replied "I don't know, but I shouldn't have stepped on that duck!"
2006-11-23
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