European Heaven is where:
All the Soldiers are British
All the Wine is French
All the Cars are German
All the Lovers are Italian
The Weather is Greek
and everything is organised by the Swiss
European Hell is where:
All the Soldiers are French
All the Wine is German
All the Cars are Greek
All the Lovers are Swiss
The Weather is British
and everything is organised by the Italians
2006-11-23 23:51:31 · 15 answers · asked by sid 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
I thought it was meant to be funny and it is. I've heard it a few times before with variations. I think if 'toronto_g' knew anything about European history he would keep his mouth firmly shut. As for rudeness over a fairly harmless joke,well the problem is his. Of course the usual suspects would find 'racism' in a candy bar!.
2006-11-24 00:05:37 · answer #1 · answered by Rob Roy 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that is funny :)
In heaven please change the lovers part...Italians are just a bit too agressive, I couldn't walk alone in Rome without being talked to all the time !
In Hell I suggest : All the soldiers are German, the Cars are Polish, the Wine is British, the Lovers are Danish, the weather is Scottish and everything is organised by the Russians.
2006-11-24 00:52:20 · answer #2 · answered by meiguanxi :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cant think of a Greek car, Swiss lovers must be slow,I know better weather than the British one so I'll go for the first choice LOL
2006-11-23 23:56:57 · answer #3 · answered by talkingformydog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sueprb I think your right, and why do people call you racist all your doing is generalising about a nations positive and negative assets.
there are some right jerkoffs on here
2006-11-24 00:08:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
See, that word keeps popping up. That is amusing and well thought out. It isn't in the least racist. Unless you sit there LOOKING for racism all day. Thumbs up to you
2006-11-23 23:55:41 · answer #5 · answered by Warlock Fiend 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
So true. Erk German wine is horrible!
2006-11-24 01:04:06 · answer #6 · answered by Skippy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that one before. But its still funny.
2006-11-25 02:14:53 · answer #7 · answered by eidunotno 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.... but my hubby's british forces so can I put them in twice and have all the ice-cream being Italian instead please??
2006-11-24 00:11:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 19:50:47 · answer #9 · answered by barreda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No...The whole Earth is hell, and biological man is the devil.
2006-11-23 23:57:14 · answer #10 · answered by spir_i_tual 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋