This joke can be changed for the situation. My friend told it to me when 4 girls were around, but it can be used with guys.
One day (Person 1), (person 2) and (person 3) all died and arrived at the pearly gates. The person greeting them (whatever his name is) told them that they can do anything up here, except step on the little ducks that were walking around everywhere. He wouldn't tell them what would happen if they did. So everything was fine for about a week, until (person 1) stepped on a duck. Suddenly a very ugly man appeared, and he was chained to her arm forever.
A week later (person 2) stepped on a duck. An even uglier man appeared and was chained to her forever. (person 3) was having a fun time by herself, when suddenly a very attractive man appeared chained to her arm. She said "Wow, what did I do to deserve this?" And the man replied "I don't know, but I shouldn't have stepped on that duck!"
2006-11-23 23:48:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you don't get it, the attractive man stepped on a duck and got chained to women 3. So its funny because he got chained to someone ugly. Use it on your friends.
2006-11-23 23:57:19 · update #1
witty, because you can reverse the joke using men or women, whatever the situation.
2006-11-24 00:15:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If we both want to be chained let me know who between us needs to step on the Duck ? Ha Ha Ha .....too funny ! Good one !!! Tjis needs bit smart brain to understand !!!
2006-11-24 08:06:31 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha that is toooooooooooooo funny, and i got it with out the additional info
2006-11-24 08:43:02 · answer #3 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that was funny i hear it b4 though but that was still a good joke.
2006-11-24 07:53:34 · answer #4 · answered by knowssignlanguage 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-24 09:12:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah had to read it twice to get it. lol. but funny
2006-11-24 18:58:22 · answer #6 · answered by paragon32288 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look before u leap
2006-11-24 09:41:52 · answer #7 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-11-24 08:01:29 · answer #8 · answered by Curio 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get that and toronto_guy77 should go to hell.
2006-11-24 09:49:05 · answer #9 · answered by nutsonmonday 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i havent heard of this before, good one!!
2006-11-24 07:58:23 · answer #10 · answered by misseighteen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋