Hello. I am writing to you from inside a black hole. I don't know how I ended up in here. I was minding my own business, driving home from the strip club, when I blacked out. When I woke up I was here, in the black hole. It isn't what I had planned for my life, but I guess you have to adapt to the things life throws at you. In a way it makes me sad. I don't have a body as such anymore, but I'm getting pretty used to new existence as an all-encompassing consciousness. I miss the simple things in life, sunny evenings, a good beer, kicking back in front of the TV watching the Simpsons. I can sense all the wonder and grandeur of the universe, from the molecular structure upwards, and yet I often find myself quite bored. There's not much in terms of human interest. It reminds me of a week I once spent in Poland when I was inter-railing in my year off before college. Still, I shouldn’t grumble. I'm trying to stay positive. I'd like to buy a dog.
2006-11-16
02:03:15
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