Hello. I am writing to you from inside a black hole. I don't know how I ended up in here. I was minding my own business, driving home from the strip club, when I blacked out. When I woke up I was here, in the black hole. It isn't what I had planned for my life, but I guess you have to adapt to the things life throws at you. In a way it makes me sad. I don't have a body as such anymore, but I'm getting pretty used to new existence as an all-encompassing consciousness. I miss the simple things in life, sunny evenings, a good beer, kicking back in front of the TV watching the Simpsons. I can sense all the wonder and grandeur of the universe, from the molecular structure upwards, and yet I often find myself quite bored. There's not much in terms of human interest. It reminds me of a week I once spent in Poland when I was inter-railing in my year off before college. Still, I shouldn’t grumble. I'm trying to stay positive. I'd like to buy a dog.
2006-11-16 02:03:15 · 8 answers · asked by rabbit0102030 3 in Health ➔ Mental Health
No you people don't understand, I'm not depressed. Pay attention very closely: I'M IN A FREAKIN' BLACK HOLE! Somebody tell me how to get out of here! I'm dreadfully bored!
2006-11-16 08:50:10 · update #1
you should buy a dog, maybe some fish too. if you can see any light try climbing up towards it. black holes suck. i end up in them sometimes too. damn the man!
2006-11-16 02:10:34 · answer #1 · answered by Kristin G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been told by therapists that depression causes feelings of boredom. But you know what, I think boredom of life causes depression. I've been dealing with this since childhood. I often feel like I was born too soon. I should have been born in the future (way in the future) when technology will be more advanced and more stimulating. That's my crazy thought. Try something new and exciting. Break your comfort bounds to trigger some excitement. Maybe that will help. Good luck!
2006-11-16 10:13:11 · answer #2 · answered by eightieschic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh, depression big time, grab yourself by the boot straps and pull yourself out of the black hole, life is too short and your too young.Can't get it done on your own? get some help. Good Luck
2006-11-16 10:09:10 · answer #3 · answered by Granny 1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
buy the dog, he might cheer up you, if nothing else, get you out of the house when he needs to go us the fire hydrant.
2006-11-16 10:10:05 · answer #4 · answered by Texas T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lack of a goal.....thats the problem
2006-11-16 10:10:19 · answer #5 · answered by d_step 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to see a doctor
2006-11-16 10:07:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
GET A GIRLFRIEND FIRST .
MORE FUN THEN HAVING A DOG
2006-11-16 10:16:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
am very sorry GOD is the only comforter in our lifes so pls give it up
2006-11-16 10:09:17 · answer #8 · answered by abenabox 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋