Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of
them would have seen it.
Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana,
press the hash key..."
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Cling wrap for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find
any.
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you
can't, I've cut your arms off".
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have found 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night
2006-11-14
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