Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of
them would have seen it.
Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana,
press the hash key..."
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Cling wrap for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find
any.
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you
can't, I've cut your arms off".
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have found 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night
2006-11-14 21:05:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
O.K. thanks but I am confused by the reference to the late great Tommy Cooper.
2006-11-14 21:10:01 · answer #1 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do not recognize in case you may get those channels on cable in Tipp now, yet in view that we stay close to the border in Donegal we get the BBC and UTV from the North's airwaves. There replaced right into some programmes "Til lack of existence do us area" and "In disease and in well-being", with this cockney bigot said as Alf Garnet. in case you replace the English accent with an Irish one, you've Tommy Tiernan.
2016-11-29 03:57:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are always the best... Tommy Cooper rocks! bottle glass... bottle glass... glass bottle HA HA (in Tommy Cooper voice tho it works best) Just like that!
2006-11-14 21:42:17 · answer #3 · answered by crash 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
genius?? not sure. Quite funny though
2006-11-14 21:07:26 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROTFLOL........hahahahaha
2006-11-14 21:17:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. the last one was best. lol.
2006-11-14 21:18:35 · answer #6 · answered by som1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well done mate!!!! Hilarious!!!!
2006-11-14 22:13:01 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Lexi♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey Kizzy will you just F**k off PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! good jokes them well done lol lol
2006-11-14 21:42:35 · answer #8 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
CLASSIC !
2006-11-14 21:08:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'd say so!
2006-11-14 21:07:27 · answer #10 · answered by Heather 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋