The queen and dolly parton die on the same day,and they both go b4 st.peter 2 find out if they'll b admitted 2 heaven.Unfortunately,thers only 1 space left that day ,so St.peter asks dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go 2 heaven.She takes off her top and says,"look at these.they're the most perfect ones god ever created,and i'm proud 2 own them".st .peter thanx dolly,and asks the queen the same question.she drops her skirt and panties,takes a bottle of perrier out of her purse,shakes it up,and douches with it.St.peter says,"OK,your majesty,u may go in."Dolly is outraged,she screams,"what was that all about?i show u 2 of gods own creations,she performs a disgusting hygiene act,and gets in,and i don't?!!!"Sorry Dolly says St.Peter,"but a royal flush beats a pair anyday."
2006-11-14
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