The queen and dolly parton die on the same day,and they both go b4 st.peter 2 find out if they'll b admitted 2 heaven.Unfortunately,thers only 1 space left that day ,so St.peter asks dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go 2 heaven.She takes off her top and says,"look at these.they're the most perfect ones god ever created,and i'm proud 2 own them".st .peter thanx dolly,and asks the queen the same question.she drops her skirt and panties,takes a bottle of perrier out of her purse,shakes it up,and douches with it.St.peter says,"OK,your majesty,u may go in."Dolly is outraged,she screams,"what was that all about?i show u 2 of gods own creations,she performs a disgusting hygiene act,and gets in,and i don't?!!!"Sorry Dolly says St.Peter,"but a royal flush beats a pair anyday."
2006-11-14 22:08:11 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant!!!
2006-11-14 22:11:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-11-14 22:11:02 · answer #2 · answered by Thursdays 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Queen obviously had a good hand
2006-11-14 22:37:57 · answer #3 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Emma C it's brilliant.
2006-11-14 22:15:49 · answer #4 · answered by bibi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty original but surely would not to watch it
2006-11-14 22:19:44 · answer #5 · answered by kags 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!
one of the funniest to grace these pages ever~
thank you~
2006-11-14 22:59:22 · answer #6 · answered by Johnny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep a royal flush does beat a pair......haha
2006-11-14 22:50:19 · answer #7 · answered by meemeemee40 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooh what a lovely picture
2006-11-14 22:13:06 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
Good joke ! keep them coming!
2006-11-14 22:40:21 · answer #9 · answered by Janey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, I really didn't see that punchline coming!
Great one.
2006-11-14 22:58:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke ha ha
2006-11-15 01:19:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋