All categories - 11 November 2006

A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how many
kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,
there
are three kinds of breasts.
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s
to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they
are like onions".
Onions?"
Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many
kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through
three phases.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and
40s, it is like a birch,
flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
A Christmas tree?"
Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."

2006-11-11 01:18:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what kinda exercises should i do (i do skipping everyday - 350 everyday)... any other exercise that will help reduce fat in my tummy...

2006-11-11 01:18:52 · 6 answers · asked by curiousdude 1 in Diet & Fitness

2006-11-11 01:18:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Quotations

2006-11-11 01:18:37 · 13 answers · asked by carolyn g 4 in Other - Holidays

This is strange. I'm absolutely crazy abt a chick in college. Though I havent spoken to her much, I think this is isn't an infatuation. Everywhere I look, I tend to see her, though she isn't there. Everytime I'm talkin, her name just slips outta my tongue. I cant concentrate on anything. I skip lunch only to look at her and at a potential oppurtunity to talk to her. Exams are just 2 weeks away but I just cant concentrate nower. Everytime I'm dreaming, I dream just about her.

Is this love?

2006-11-11 01:18:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I heard Russian women outnumber men 10-1!!

2006-11-11 01:18:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

2006-11-11 01:18:13 · 5 answers · asked by 2sweet2b4got10 1 in Women's Health

2006-11-11 01:18:05 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2006-11-11 01:17:52 · 8 answers · asked by Maji 3 in Other - Diseases

2006-11-11 01:17:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cancer

Is it true that if you put your knickers inside out by accident.. it will give you good luck for the whole day?

2006-11-11 01:17:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-11 01:17:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I have a toddler who I have never smacked, slapped or spanked. He spilt a cup of juice the other day and my dad piped up with 'you would have got a belting for that when you were small' I was pretty shocked by it, I mean he is only two and it was an accident, not that he would have deserved to have been hit even if it wasn't an accident. I am a bit scared to leave him alone with my dad now incase he punishes my little one in this way.
Do parents still do this with their kids today or is it an old fashioned way of dealing with bad behaviour? I have never made a concious effort not to slap my son I have just never considered it. To be honest he has never made me so mad that I have hit out at him. I hope I never do because as an adult I feel I should be able to control my anger when dealing with a child otherwise who is more of a child me or him? I know some of you will probably get mad about my way of thinking but be honest do you really go away and think about your childs misbehaviour

2006-11-11 01:17:35 · 47 answers · asked by mummy2one 1 in Toddler & Preschooler

Is Burn the Fat Feed the Muscle worth buying. has anyone here tried it. i wanna lose the last of the fat and show my six pack, i feel its there. i have about 3 or 4 inches on my waist that need to go.

2006-11-11 01:17:27 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

Please Answer by YES or NO.
According to a study by Johns Hopkins University and Iraq’s Al-Mustansiriyah University researchers Which was published in The Lancet medical journal last month that the war in Iraq has caused between 420,000 and 790,000 Iraqi deaths & more than 2800 American military deaths.
It’s a staggering number.
This report is more evidence of the daily tragedy in Iraq. Each life lost carries with it lost hopes, loves, and dreams. Each life lost is another reason that the war in Iraq must end.
Till now, Bush & his administration , wanting to keep a positive spin on Iraq news coverage,
but whether 40,000, 100,000 or 500,000 people have died in Iraq, this war has cost too many human lives. The only resposibility for these lost innocent human lives are belong to Bush & his administration. I am asking all the honest people around the globe to give equitable answer by one word YES if they agree or NO if they disagree about that.

2006-11-11 01:17:26 · 14 answers · asked by Muzaffer E 1 in Current Events

could he be praying now?

2006-11-11 01:17:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The US Army's Active Component has a total of 39 combat brigades?
Of the 39, a total of 17 are deployed in Iraq, one in South
Korea, two in Afghanistan and a combat brigade each in
Kosovo and Bosnia. At least two brigades are
unavailable for operational deployments. The 1st
Armoured Division based in Germany has been positioned
in Kuwait. Please tell me the IRAN numbers.

2006-11-11 01:17:15 · 5 answers · asked by Danny99 3 in Military

2006-11-11 01:16:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I have a job offer that requires me to sign a contract in which one of the clause is to notify the employer 2-months in advance for terminating the job.

Mostly, what I have heard and seen in my 4 year career is that the notification period is of 1 month (4-weeks).

2006-11-11 01:16:52 · 5 answers · asked by haroonmalik16 1 in Careers & Employment

2006-11-11 01:16:37 · 10 answers · asked by mjfox2300 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

to sign another bill to lift retrogression of U.S. visas to schedula A workers (foreign nurses and PT's) anytime this year or early next year? Pls. give proof or hint to this, if possible.

2006-11-11 01:16:30 · 4 answers · asked by i heart chewie chewbacca 2 in Other - Politics & Government

U C i was told that in so many words it was not really feassible 4 me 2 completly trust. u reasure me. i will do it now. thanks again my friend. twisteditstrue@yahoo.hueoooooooooooooo

2006-11-11 01:16:27 · 4 answers · asked by twisteditstrue 2 in Marriage & Divorce

science improved a lot. but cyclone ,storm,tornado can destroy easily .is it Gods anger?

2006-11-11 01:16:19 · 8 answers · asked by gorg273-423 1 in Weather

is it ok to try to switch my 10 month old to regular milk? She has been on nutramigine but, now she has outgrown her allergy to milk. It seems that the formula is not filling her up. If I do switch what is the best milk?

2006-11-11 01:16:17 · 11 answers · asked by mommy of 2 4 in Newborn & Baby

I don't. I buy them out of respect, but I generally do not wear them.

I get one every year at work and have about six or seven. I put them in a rubber and they are on display all year round. I think that the Earl Haig fund do a great job in treating wounded and ex solders and long my it continue.

There are even a couple in the house that my dad bought.

2006-11-11 01:16:11 · 11 answers · asked by dunfie 2 in Other - News & Events

After all even the wholefood "green leaf curd" can be made out of any green leaf, never mind food crops, and it seems odd that people starve and go short of lifes basic needs, when wood is all over the place for housing and warmth, and water falls from the sky!, Isnt this a funny thing. I was only asking my friend sparrow about it ths morning, mind you she said the daftest thing, that we had to get rid of money, well! ha! we wouldnt be able to buy anything then would we. Animal intelligence eh. ,they havent any brains.

2006-11-11 01:16:10 · 7 answers · asked by green_womble 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2006-11-11 01:16:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

would we, do you think, be able to evade the Yahoo! censors and Manners Police?

2006-11-11 01:15:53 · 8 answers · asked by Seeker 4 in Etiquette

I go to another school where all of my friends go but,My bestfriend since forth grade got another best friend.My new bestfriend told me that she dont like the girl because she got all of the boys.And i dont know how to comfront the girl.(Remember were all in a group)

2006-11-11 01:15:32 · 12 answers · asked by sexy momma 1 in Friends

I AM PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN AND WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOU.

2006-11-11 01:15:25 · 6 answers · asked by Parth 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups