A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how many
kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,
there
are three kinds of breasts.
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s
to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they
are like onions".
Onions?"
Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many
kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through
three phases.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and
40s, it is like a birch,
flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
A Christmas tree?"
Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
2006-11-11 01:18:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hee hee funny and Oh so true!!
2006-11-11 05:43:59 · answer #1 · answered by maria bartoninfrance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the difference between cheating on your wife and cheating on the taxman?
After you get caught the tax man still wants to screw you!
A young but well smoothed girl got married.
She was worried enough for the first night - as she was to show her husband that she was still a virgin. As per plan, she filled a small tin box with red colored liquid - so when his member will get in, she will pore over at her right place. In this way, he will think that because of her first time, she got blooded and he is that lucky guy to have a VIRGIN.
At last, that moment reached. Husband was on the half way when she secretly did her job of red colour and started murmuring as if had heavy pain. Husband became happy with her cry - of course he thought he got a brand new stuff.
Within no time, he began to cry in loud voice than the girl giving a surprise to her. Anyway, he manage in some way to finish the course in due time. Now is the time when both are relaxing within arms of each other.
Girl : Honey, how you like?
Boy : Well, it was really a unique experience.
Girl : Dear, tell me one thing - I cried because of the pain when I felt your strong member drilling inside me. But what made you cry, I surely guess with pain?
Boy : Yes, you fool - when you did close that bloody small tin box, you pinch at my hanging ball’s skin.
My First Time
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just her and I
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine
I don’t know how but I tried my best
To put my hands upon her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
As she slowly spread her legs apart
And then I did it I felt no shame
All at once some milky white stuff came
At last it’s finished
It’s all over now
My first time ever
Milking a cow.
2006-11-11 10:23:17 · answer #2 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably the best joke from a woman as a put down to men ever
absolute genius
2006-11-11 14:53:54 · answer #3 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-11-11 09:42:08 · answer #4 · answered by bitter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So I have something to decorate when I get older, That was a good one!
2006-11-11 09:25:46 · answer #5 · answered by Skeeter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your cat needs to go to Specsavers!
2006-11-11 09:51:05 · answer #6 · answered by your pete 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can't stop laughing that is one of the funniest jokes i've ever heard.
Good comeback ladies
2006-11-11 09:24:18 · answer #7 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have not heard this one before .Very Very good indeed.
2006-11-11 11:16:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!! Hahhahahahaha!!
2006-11-11 09:29:07 · answer #9 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teeheehee bl**dy hilarious
2006-11-11 09:37:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋