All categories - 11 November 2006

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

God works in Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars, there's nothing left of them, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, andthen hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

2006-11-11 05:44:32 · 15 answers · asked by Whatever 5 in Religion & Spirituality

A non-bias poll that most accurately depicts how Americans feel about issues.

2006-11-11 05:44:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2006-11-11 05:44:25 · 2 answers · asked by shane 1 in Alternative Medicine

I do not use make up very often, so I usually have my products for a pretty long time. Since I buy clinique, I cannot afford to be replacing them every x amount of weeks, so could anyone explain me if using old make up is bad for you, and why?

Thanks!

2006-11-11 05:44:24 · 13 answers · asked by santapatita 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

i already have my ears peirced what can i do to make them bigger so i can go buy some real plugs

2006-11-11 05:44:19 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

A Gordie Howe hat trick is a goal, an assist and a fight in one game.

2006-11-11 05:44:17 · 7 answers · asked by Speed Of Thought 5 in Hockey

2006-11-11 05:44:16 · 10 answers · asked by lordofallvampier 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-11 05:44:15 · 27 answers · asked by theblackenedphoenix 4 in Grade-Schooler

where is darjeeling mountain railway?
a.east bengal
b.west bengal
c.north east bengal

2006-11-11 05:44:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - India

2006-11-11 05:44:09 · 1 answers · asked by invent 1 in Engineering

I was listing to Radio Disney and they said Disney people
will be in Chicago tomorrow for auditons! andyone have
any infomation or sites about it????

PLEASE!!!!!!!

2006-11-11 05:44:08 · 2 answers · asked by yeahhvolleyballlovexo 1 in Celebrities

is she perfect?

2006-11-11 05:44:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Is it considered wussy?

2006-11-11 05:44:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

An obvious title spoof. My kid actually came up with this while we were watching it on TV last week.
Anyone else got movie title spoofs they'd like to post on here?
I don't consider this "chatting", either, but merely asking others for their "answers".

2006-11-11 05:43:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-11 05:43:52 · 5 answers · asked by pattifan 1 in Software

2006-11-11 05:43:46 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Birds

Interested in some opinions before I buy a new mattress. Also, specify if you have it on a regular bed frame, or do you have it on those special legs. How squeaky is it?

2006-11-11 05:43:32 · 5 answers · asked by wackadoo 5 in Decorating & Remodeling

do they want women for love or not?

2006-11-11 05:43:31 · 7 answers · asked by dong ai rui 2 in Singles & Dating

my car is damaged. the other party will not pay me directly they want to pay the body shop directly. i want them to pay me directly. i guess i will have to go to small claims. do i have to accept them paying the body shop like this. thanks.

2006-11-11 05:43:21 · 10 answers · asked by Sherry B 2 in Insurance & Registration

While he was in a Drug Rehab, during the open meetings there were speakers who said that 70% of addicts are Bipolar and are not aware of it. I'm trying to help my husband with all the possible resourses I can. He does have the symptoms of Bipolar although has never been seen by a doctor for this. Has anyone heard of the connection?

2006-11-11 05:43:18 · 11 answers · asked by txyankie 1 in Other - Diseases

i know it is only hair colour and doesnt really matter.. it is the personlaity that truly counts.. but im just wondering, which do you prefer? blondes or brunettes? ive been both and whenever im blonde i wanna go brown and when im brunette i wanna go blonde again haha. i love both colours, but who is hotter?

2006-11-11 05:43:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-11-11 05:43:16 · 4 answers · asked by Robert H 1 in Other - Canada

2006-11-11 05:43:15 · 26 answers · asked by Juliette D 3 in Fashion & Accessories

2006-11-11 05:43:03 · 4 answers · asked by loppy 2 in History

Yay! I have both!

2006-11-11 05:43:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-11 05:43:01 · 4 answers · asked by mestrada4800 1 in Philosophy

anything i can do to feel a little happier??

2006-11-11 05:42:58 · 12 answers · asked by klassykowgurl 2 in Mental Health

2006-11-11 05:42:51 · 5 answers · asked by webooos 1 in Football (American)

I want to know your ideas, based on your research.... from my own research, it seems that he was born a Roman citizen, due to his parents both being citizens themselves.

2006-11-11 05:42:46 · 10 answers · asked by Ezekiel 29 bumfuzzle~ 3 in Immigration

2006-11-11 05:42:44 · 3 answers · asked by miggyjb 2 in Chicago