A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
God works in Mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars, there's nothing left of them, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, andthen hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
2006-11-11 05:44:32 · 15 answers · asked by Whatever 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
G-D works in mysterious ways indeed! I'm the only guy I know that doesn't drink any alcohol. But then again, my car has never been totaled! Considering the way people drive, that's a double intervention!
2006-11-11 06:51:03 · answer #1 · answered by Professor Bradley 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a believers favourite excuse when presented with evidence that disproves god. They can answer any statement with that and feel they have proved the point and its not arguable. What sad, stupid and close minded statement, much akin to a child's playground argument finisher of "so there" or "just coz" or "naa naa naa naa naa".
2016-03-28 02:26:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew it, but hey, 10x for reminding me of it, u made me laugh again!
2006-11-11 05:47:59 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little irreverent, but pretty funny!
2006-11-11 06:00:15 · answer #4 · answered by padwinlearner 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats awesome
you have to read it till the last sentance lol
2006-11-11 05:57:16 · answer #5 · answered by Jim_Darwin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this once, but it was an air force airman who outsmarted an army grunt...
brilliant joke though :)
2006-11-11 05:51:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll remember that one
2006-11-11 05:50:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*alas*
A woman leading a man astray, again.
It was first an apple.........
2006-11-11 05:51:46 · answer #8 · answered by Get A Grip 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL
nice one thank you xx
2006-11-11 05:48:45 · answer #9 · answered by Peace 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just evil LOL
2006-11-11 05:49:36 · answer #10 · answered by stygianwolfe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋