This woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," replied the artist.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
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Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. The little girl was softly sobbing. "Why are you crying?" asked the little boy.
"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said the girl. When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.
"Why are you crying?" asked the girl. The boy looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."
2006-11-10
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