This woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," replied the artist.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
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Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. The little girl was softly sobbing. "Why are you crying?" asked the little boy.
"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said the girl. When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.
"Why are you crying?" asked the girl. The boy looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."
2006-11-10 00:28:11 · 45 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the first one------10 out of 10
the second one--10 out of 10
made me laugh terribely............:)
i was very upset as i broke of wid my bf and by listening to ur jokes made my mood proper
2006-11-10 22:48:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 18⤊ 4⤋
10/10
2006-11-10 02:21:23 · answer #2 · answered by s.p. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Out of 10, the first one is a 5 and the second a 10, hilarious.
2006-11-10 00:38:45 · answer #3 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6 for the first, 9 for the second
2006-11-10 00:30:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
8 for first and 10 for second
2006-11-10 01:50:30 · answer #5 · answered by ashish dude 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Hilarious. I have heard of the first one but the second was new to me. I would give 7/10 for the first and 9/10 for the second.
2006-11-10 15:50:34 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First joke a 7 and the second joke a 9. Kudos 2 you. LOL
2006-11-10 00:35:18 · answer #7 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On a scale from 1-5..... the first joke receives a 2 and the second joke receives a 3.
2006-11-10 00:30:31 · answer #8 · answered by lonnie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heard these jokes some years ago. 4 for the first, 2 for the other
2006-11-10 00:35:02 · answer #9 · answered by PikC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for the first one 5/5 second one 4/5
2006-11-11 22:27:03 · answer #10 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
8 out 10
7 out 10
2006-11-10 00:31:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋