All categories - 9 November 2006

Has something to do with mortgages, insurances, investments etc...

2006-11-09 09:28:53 · 4 answers · asked by Jetta Cookie 1 in Renting & Real Estate

2006-11-09 09:28:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

heyy kids! so i have a TON of make up, lotion etc in my room... just lieing infront of my mirror which is leaning against the wall... not even attached to anything. so it is not organized AT ALL! how can i organize this rather then just sticking it in a bucket and leaving it by my mirror that leans against the wall ??? i dont want my boyfriend to come over and look at a big bucket with makeup and lotions and nailpolish etc, he'd think i'm NUTS! but i think if i have it more organized he might think "hey, she's cool... she's organized" or maybe not... but he'd think better of me if it's organized and not just piled randomly.... how can i do this??

2006-11-09 09:28:49 · 11 answers · asked by Brandi// 1 in Makeup

My ex boyfriend lives in Indiana and I live in Texas and I think he is gay or Bi and i miss him so much what do you think?

2006-11-09 09:28:48 · 8 answers · asked by Hotmom1216 3 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

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RANGE

OF

8

INCHES
LONG.

THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS

ENJOYED

BY

MEMBERS

OF

BOTH

SEXES.

IS

USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY

LOOSLEY

FOR

INSTANT

ACTION.

IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF

LITTLE

HAIRY

THINGS

AT

ONE

END

AND

SMALL

HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT

IS

INSERTED,

ALMOST

ALWAYS

WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,

SOMETIMES

QUICKLY,

INTO

A

WARM,

FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE

IT

IS

THRUST

IN

AND

DRAWN

OUT

AGAIN

AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN

SUCCESSION,

OFTEN

QUICKLY

AND

ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.

ANYONE

FOUND

LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY

RECOGNIZE

THE

RHYTHMIC,

PULSING

SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE

WELL

LUBRICATED

MOVEMENTS.

WHEN

FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES

BEHIND

A

JUICY,

FROTHY,

WHITE

STICKY

SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL

NEED

CLEANING FROM

THE

OUTER

SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND

SOME

OF

FROM

ITS

LONG

GLISTENING

SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS

DONE

AND

THE

FLOWING

AND

CLEANSING

LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED

EMANATING,

IT

IS

RETURNED

TO

ITS

FREELY

HANGING STATE OF REST, READY

YET

FOR

ANOTHER

BIT

OF

ACTION,

HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS

BRISTLING

CLIMAX

TWICE

OR

THREE

TIMES A

DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

WHAT AM I???????

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY

GUESSED,

THE

ANSWER !

TO

THE

RIDDLE

IS

NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........

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TOOTHBRUSH.........

what were you

thinking?

You PERVERT!

2006-11-09 09:28:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Pick they nose, do you eat or flick
I use to flick, now I don`t pick

2006-11-09 09:28:43 · 21 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

So the Bible said that Lucifer was thrown out of heaven along with one third of the angels. If this was in fact the case, Lucifer must have been offering something that God could not provide. Think about it. If one third of heaven's population followed him, he must have had some rational ideas or plans. Now project that to earth here. Could it not be possible that Satan offers a real alternative to the worship of God? Before you reply with a "canned" answer or knee-jerk reaction give this concept a thought.

2006-11-09 09:28:41 · 17 answers · asked by Terry Z 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I often visit an old man who cannot leave the house.
He has no other company as he is a miserable person who scares people.
I do this out of the goodness of my heart and receive no payment.
Will God reward me for this or do you think i should just ask this man to put me in his will??

2006-11-09 09:28:37 · 39 answers · asked by Georgie's Girl 5 in Polls & Surveys

im in a new class and there is this guy...earlier he asked me if i wanted to hang out and i said i was going to be at my BOYFRIENDS (it wasnt a lie..and keep in mind i had only known him like 2 days) well so later he asked me if he could play with my phone and called his from it to get my number. so he started texting me and asked me to hang out again (for the next day) i just didnt answer. then sunday he texted me, and asked again monday and everytime i would say no i can im busy or im hanging out with my boyfriend. he just wont leave it alone, he calls me all the time and texts me 2 times as much...i didnt even GIVE him my number in the first place-and i dont want to be rude. help?

2006-11-09 09:28:33 · 8 answers · asked by *Cole* 3 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-09 09:28:32 · 28 answers · asked by A True Gentleman 5 in Other - Food & Drink

Things are good, you hang out a lot....then one day your having drinks.....she gets touchy feely, you return the compliment...you start to make out... and she wants you to do her?....you cant get each others pants off fast enough.....and then, you just can't do this.......She's been drinking with you....she's not thinking straight.... you tell her gotta stop.....she says...Just stick it in me, just once!!! I roll over and cover her up......I did the right think, even though my b*ner is thinking other wise.

2006-11-09 09:28:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

JEB the PLEB

2006-11-09 09:28:29 · 3 answers · asked by How e' ye Horse 2 in Elections

2006-11-09 09:28:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

if money was no object what is the best wok I could buy. I have tried cheap non stick, carbon steel etc and they are just no good for home cooking. They dont get hot enough plus seasoning them is a pain in the butt. I would pay anything if it had a lifetime guarantee and can be used on all hob types, use metal utensils, and it gets extremely hot and stays hot even when ihave added food. Hard one I know, been trying to source forever.

2006-11-09 09:28:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

well i need guys help and girls too,iguess. Ok well theres this guy at school that goes tomy church, and he used to go to adifferent middle school then me but now were in high skool so we go to the same school. Hes EXTREMELY shy and hardly ever smiles except when hes with his two best friends. I dont know much about him, but i really wish i did. Today I asked him why he didnt fgo to church and he actuallt talked!! and smiled at me and it was a BIG smile. I think i like him but do you think his smile mean he liked me? and if so how can i get to know him better since hes so shy???????

2006-11-09 09:28:18 · 22 answers · asked by iluvhandsom. 1 in Singles & Dating

My toilet won't flush what could be wrong and how can I fix it?

2006-11-09 09:28:17 · 18 answers · asked by Eric 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-11-09 09:28:12 · 22 answers · asked by gdog 1 in Music & Music Players

2006-11-09 09:28:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Botany

If you a married man cheated on your wife with another married woman and say you kissed her 2wice and made out with her on the couch...then you decided you won't go any further...half way of the sex is what you did. And now that a year has gone by and you run into her more. Would you talk to her, would you stare at her, would you continue to receive and reply to her emails, or would you break off everything and just be friends? And don't you think once you have the affair and its emotional that there is no chance for friendship? Either love or hatred will come right? What woudl you do men?

2006-11-09 09:28:09 · 8 answers · asked by richards_tr 1 in Marriage & Divorce

I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat
our Cell phones?

What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets?

What if we turned back to go get it if we for got it?

What if we flipped through it several times a day?

What if we used it to receive messages from the text?

What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?

What if we gave it to kids as gifts?

Wow! This is really something to think about.

What if we used it as we traveled?

What if we used it in case of an emergency?

What if we upgraded it to get the latest version?

This is something to make you go...hmmm...where is my Bible?

Oh, and one more thing. Unlike our cell phone, we don't ever have to
Worry About our bible being disconnected because Jesus already paid
the bill!

2006-11-09 09:28:07 · 17 answers · asked by Matthew Star 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I had my blood drawn today for the first time in years and was surprised by how thin it was. It looked like cherry kool-aid; as thin as water and a lightish red color. Is this normal?

2006-11-09 09:28:01 · 2 answers · asked by Nina G 2 in Other - Health

everyone likes to bite at a juicy chllenge...but what gets you snapping at the bit and rising to a challenge?...i dont neccessarily mean in sexual/relationship matters...anything goes...;0)

2006-11-09 09:27:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-11-09 09:27:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2006-11-09 09:27:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There is yodeling in it. I heard it on z100. There were two artists singing it. Please help. Thanks!

2006-11-09 09:27:57 · 3 answers · asked by SG 2 in Music

Any other suggestions (specifically w/ rum or whiskey)

2006-11-09 09:27:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

I've liked this girl for a long time but recently screwed up and have been an idiot to her. How do I get her to not hate me again?

2006-11-09 09:27:50 · 7 answers · asked by jrmerch1358 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-09 09:27:45 · 5 answers · asked by Lesartistes 3 in English Football