THE
RANGE
OF
8
INCHES
LONG.
THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS
ENJOYED
BY
MEMBERS
OF
BOTH
SEXES.
IS
USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY
LOOSLEY
FOR
INSTANT
ACTION.
IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF
LITTLE
HAIRY
THINGS
AT
ONE
END
AND
SMALL
HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT
IS
INSERTED,
ALMOST
ALWAYS
WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES
QUICKLY,
INTO
A
WARM,
FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE
IT
IS
THRUST
IN
AND
DRAWN
OUT
AGAIN
AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN
SUCCESSION,
OFTEN
QUICKLY
AND
ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE
FOUND
LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY
RECOGNIZE
THE
RHYTHMIC,
PULSING
SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE
WELL
LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS.
WHEN
FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES
BEHIND
A
JUICY,
FROTHY,
WHITE
STICKY
SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL
NEED
CLEANING FROM
THE
OUTER
SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND
SOME
OF
FROM
ITS
LONG
GLISTENING
SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS
DONE
AND
THE
FLOWING
AND
CLEANSING
LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
EMANATING,
IT
IS
RETURNED
TO
ITS
FREELY
HANGING STATE OF REST, READY
YET
FOR
ANOTHER
BIT
OF
ACTION,
HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
BRISTLING
CLIMAX
TWICE
OR
THREE
TIMES A
DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
WHAT AM I???????
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
GUESSED,
THE
ANSWER !
TO
THE
RIDDLE
IS
NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........
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TOOTHBRUSH.........
what were you
thinking?
You PERVERT!
2006-11-09 09:28:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha thats a gooden
2006-11-09 22:44:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
At first i was thinking of the "other" answer. But then halfway through, i realized that this was going somewhere else. But i never would have guessed toothbrush.
THUMBS UP FOR THAT ONE!!
2006-11-09 09:43:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha - I have a clean and innocent mind and was thinking toothbrush aswell! Really I was!! ;o)
2006-11-09 09:32:49 · answer #3 · answered by doodlenatty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
F*ck me!
I didn't know women were using their toothbrushes for that now!
No wonder they invented battery operated ones!!!
2006-11-09 21:32:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too many adjectives and verbs for me to guess. Not enough Nouns. I like to know what I might be dealing with. lol
2006-11-09 09:33:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'm afraid I'd lost the will to live by the time I'd scrolled down to the bottom
2006-11-09 20:16:15 · answer #6 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thx yahoo community for giving me the answer to the maze ridle i asked.
2006-11-09 09:37:25 · answer #7 · answered by oceanlab 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can a mouth have fesh inside?
2006-11-09 10:37:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, who cares.
I'm not Michael Jackson!
2006-11-09 09:36:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
toothbrush yeah
2006-11-09 22:14:11 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep i'm a pervert alright
2006-11-09 09:32:30 · answer #11 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋