She whispered 'will it hurt me?'
'Of course not,' answered he,
,It's a very simple process,
you can rely on me .'
She said, 'i'm very frightened',
I've not had this before.
My freind said she had had it twice
And it can become quite sore.'
It was growing rather painfull
Tears formed in her eyes,
It was hurting quite a bit now,
It must of been the size.
'Calm yourself ,'he whispered;
His face filled with a grin,
'Try to open a little wider
So I can get it in.'
'It's coming now,' he exclaimed;
'I know,' she cried in bliss;
Feeling it deep within her now
She thought ,'I'm glad I'm having this.'
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout,
He gripped it tight in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contented,
Sighed and gave a smile;
She said, 'I'm glad I came now,
You made it worth my while.'
Now if you read this carefully'
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined;
It's just your dirty mind!
First timers only
2006-11-06
21:52:11
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