All categories - 30 October 2006

A blond woman decided that she was going to take up horse riding. So she gets the horse ready, and gets on him. The horse is trotting along, but after a while he starts to go a little faster. The blonde gets a better grip and continues her ride. But the horse starts going faster and faster and faster. She starts slipping down the side of the horse and is holding on for dear life when she decides to try and throw herself from the horse. Her foot gets caught in the reins and she is being dragged by the horse! Just when she is giving up and about to be unconcious............the Walmart manager comes up and unplugs the horse.




Whew, that was long!

2006-10-30 07:29:39 · 18 answers · asked by me 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I have 4 guppys in aa ten gallon tank and one is smaller than all the others(younger but not small enough for the others to eat) and the others seem to be chasing it alot and picking on it. Should I find something else to put it in for now like a rubbermaid container untill it grows or hopefully ill get another tank

2006-10-30 07:29:37 · 6 answers · asked by Skittles 4 in Fish

2006-10-30 07:29:33 · 8 answers · asked by JASON 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

2006-10-30 07:29:33 · 14 answers · asked by amanda 2 in Dogs

2006-10-30 07:29:25 · 5 answers · asked by johnathon t 1 in Birds

hi I am 38 and in a wheelchair and I have never had a gf yet and I have a couple of guy friends who think its abnormal not to have had one yet but like I have told them I would rather wait for the one right person to come along and build something that will last rather than have had a bunch of relationships that go nowhere .I offen find the people who give me advice are the ones who really need it do you agree ladies let me know thanks

2006-10-30 07:29:24 · 5 answers · asked by honesteyes 2 in Singles & Dating

i thought everybody masterbated? what should i do, because

2006-10-30 07:29:17 · 7 answers · asked by holly quiinn 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-30 07:29:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

I want to know if you, here, have already lied.

If you have, but you say here that you have not, then you'll have lied twice, at least.

What is, if you remember, the biggest lie you've ever told to someone?

My one is about me being a professional translator (Port. into Engl. and vice-versa) that had lived in Canada for years and my expenseses there were all paid by company I worked to (multinational).

In fact, I think this is my job dream! But that's another thing...

And then, the person started asking too much things... and I stoped doing that. But for some time I was a professional translator. And (algo) a professinal liar! What a shame!

Okay.

Say that!


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2006-10-30 07:29:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

2006-10-30 07:29:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

For my 8th grade daughter to want to get married, have kids, and spend every second talking her her manic depressive suicidal boyfriend? My wife says this is perfectly normal who is wrong here?

2006-10-30 07:29:12 · 6 answers · asked by jon b 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

so i see that on perez hilton ryan phillipe and reese are over! Apparently beciuse of him! Why cant men keep in inthe ir pants! IF they cant make it work!!???!!

2006-10-30 07:29:07 · 11 answers · asked by Yenny V 2 in Celebrities

he think I am chating on him but I told him no he gave me a test and I past and he still think that so what do I do.

2006-10-30 07:29:06 · 18 answers · asked by dollface 1 in Singles & Dating

We live in CA. He filed three years ago! I was with him, and I saw the paperwork.

2006-10-30 07:29:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2006-10-30 07:28:55 · 8 answers · asked by Dirk 1 in Garden & Landscape

right, my neighbour as asked me out for a drink, i do think he is nice, but im 32 and he his 24. i have a son who is 13 and im a bit worried about him, and what if it doesnt work out and i still have to see him daily. is it best to say no or go and see what happens ??

2006-10-30 07:28:50 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I gave birth 4 years ago and my once pert B cups are sagging, deflated A cups (in a few years my nipples won't be visible due to the sag). I want implants. I want to hear from women who've had the proceedure, small sizes (I want a large B small C), how many cc's I may need and any experience with round and anatomical implants. Also if you have experience with different profiles.

Please, no fake boobie bashing, I KNOW WHAT I WANT AND WHY AND THE RISKS!!!!! I just want to get answers I can't seem to find.

Also, as I may need a breast lift too, any experience with this will be nice.

2006-10-30 07:28:44 · 5 answers · asked by Lotus Phoenix 6 in Women's Health

2006-10-30 07:28:41 · 6 answers · asked by Jack D 1 in Add-ons

2006-10-30 07:28:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Special Education

I always have trouble when cooking pizza with the dough...it always seems to be way too undercooked by the time all of the cheese is melted...How do you cook pizza? Should I cook the dough for a few minutes first and then put toppings on? Thanks

2006-10-30 07:28:36 · 12 answers · asked by LG 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-10-30 07:28:34 · 3 answers · asked by soulrebel... 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-10-30 07:28:33 · 5 answers · asked by adebolaji22 1 in Infectious Diseases

2006-10-30 07:28:31 · 21 answers · asked by coach69 1 in Horse Racing

Hi im only young but i have bin with my bf for nearly 3 years since i was 15. So ive kinda grown up with him.. i made the mistake of kissing another man after wed been together for 1 month and he only just found out after 2 and a half years. I was afraid to tell him because the longer i was with him the closer we were and the harder it was. He was really hurt. But he also was aproched by another woman a year ago and he kissed her but came runing staight to me crying and aking for my forgivness. I took him back straight away beacause he didnt kno what i had done in the past.
After hed found out it seemed like everythink was going to be ok and i thought he was over it. But he has slowly started to stop caling me and is working a lot and using excuses like 'i want more time with my friends' or 'i need to work for the money' .. but i feel like hes avoinding me.. we were so close and so in love we spent every day together. Does he still love me? how can i get him 2 be interested again?

2006-10-30 07:28:29 · 5 answers · asked by mkjess2189 1 in Singles & Dating

My Camera is of Canon company , No. A 620

2006-10-30 07:28:23 · 2 answers · asked by Ruchira 1 in Cameras

So, what are the similarities between Eragon and Star wars (and other books if you know about)?

The other question is, what is the line between plagiarism and original work? i mean, if i write a book where and boy(at one month old) loses his parents when an evil power kills them. (Would that be a plagiarism from Harry potter or not, of course say the rest of the story is totally different, except for that magic exists in the story)?

2006-10-30 07:28:20 · 4 answers · asked by moonlightNY 1 in Books & Authors

2006-10-30 07:28:19 · 3 answers · asked by dog_lover_wells 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

2006-10-30 07:28:19 · 15 answers · asked by purple7 1 in Fashion & Accessories

I have weights and don't mind using them or other basic equipment but don't want to do strictly a weight workout.

2006-10-30 07:28:17 · 2 answers · asked by lucky dog 1 in Diet & Fitness

can somebody suggest a resturant/place where i can take my date to in banglore??? and the estimated amount it will cost me for it?

2006-10-30 07:28:08 · 8 answers · asked by dentist 2 in Bangalore