Are you ready for a lengthy Blonde joke?

Question

A blond woman decided that she was going to take up horse riding. So she gets the horse ready, and gets on him. The horse is trotting along, but after a while he starts to go a little faster. The blonde gets a better grip and continues her ride. But the horse starts going faster and faster and faster. She starts slipping down the side of the horse and is holding on for dear life when she decides to try and throw herself from the horse. Her foot gets caught in the reins and she is being dragged by the horse! Just when she is giving up and about to be unconcious............the Walmart manager comes up and unplugs the horse.




Whew, that was long!

Answer 1

lol!

Answer 2

wow, you had to type all that? I just copy them from my friends forums. and mine. like watch.


A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every
single bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor.

The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with
her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells
"Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her
composure as the tears start to roll down her face. She says, "See, I told
you I broke every bone in my body."

The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. "Well, miss,"
he tells her, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is,
you haven't broken every bone in your body. The bad news is, you've broken
your finger."

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds." When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 40 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nodded... "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day." "From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor." No, from skipping."

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little nuts on your knee."

A blonde wanting to earn some money decided to hire herself out as a handyman- type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch, how much will you charge?" he replied. The blonde said "How about $50.00 ?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladder were in the garage. The man's wife inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes, the blond answered and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats". Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.00 "and by the way the blond added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari".

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions:
Officer: What's 2 + 2?
Blonde: Ummm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.
The blonde replies excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"

only took a minute to copy and paste all those...

Answer 3

i like your humorous tale. right this is yet another for you. Blonde's 3 hundred and sixty 5 days end overview January Took new headscarf lower back to keep because of the fact it replaced into too tight. February Fired from pharmacy activity for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March have been given relatively excited ..... complete jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ..... container pronounced "2-4 years!" April Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!! would tried to make Kool-help ..... incorrect classes .... 8 cups of water will not greater wholesome into those little packets!!! June tried to bypass water snowboarding....... could no longer detect a lake with a slope. July lost breast stroke swimming opposition ..... discovered later the different swimmers cheated and that they used their hands!!! August have been given locked out of my motor vehicle in rain typhoon ..... motor vehicle swamped because of the fact delicate-suitable replaced into open. September The capital of California is "C"..... isn't it??? October Hate M & M's ..... they are so stressful to peel . November Baked turkey for 4 a million/2 days ..... classes pronounced a million hour according to pound and that i weigh 108!! December could no longer call 911 . "duh"..... there is not any "11" button on the stupid telephone!!!

Answer 4

Excellent! That's actually the first time I have heard that blonde joke.

Answer 5

Tee Hee Hee! Virtural Reality! ^_^

Answer 6

50%

Answer 7

you did a good job and the joke was funny too

Answer 8

HA! Funny one!

Answer 9

Good one!

Answer 10

funny

Answer 11

nice