All categories - 23 October 2006

The Circle.

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The driver was outraged and was eventually able to make her pull over.
He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde in his most threatening voice, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
Now he's getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"

2006-10-23 08:04:59 · 28 answers · asked by Pinky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2002 Pontiac Grand Am

2006-10-23 08:04:55 · 9 answers · asked by ? 2 in Car Audio

How do you know is your motherboard or your processor the one that break down? I'm currently planning to switch the part that is broken down but do not have any idea on how to test where the fault lies in.

If you know of any idea, please don't hesitate to post here. Thanks.

2006-10-23 08:04:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Hardware

economics course

2006-10-23 08:04:48 · 2 answers · asked by Ma. Corazon S 1 in Higher Education (University +)

It is not available in the list of resolutions, but I have heard it is capable.

2006-10-23 08:04:42 · 6 answers · asked by Jerry . 2 in Other - Hardware

Does anyone know where i may be able to find a business plan outline to follow?

2006-10-23 08:04:41 · 8 answers · asked by Jay A 2 in Small Business

since the pill essentially tricks your body into thinking that you're pregnant, and therefore doesn't release any eggs, what happens to those eggs? do they stay in your ovaries? do they disintegrate?

2006-10-23 08:04:41 · 4 answers · asked by Kate R 1 in Women's Health

back I came to know that my wife had developed a friendship with somebody,she used to call him 10 to 15 times a day for hours and used to send tens of messages everyday,this I came to know when I enquired her cell phone records.She went to movies with him. She used to email me everyday detailing everything accept about this person. Now when I confronted her with details she just ignored everything saying it was just friendship nothing else but this reply hasn't been able to give me peace of mind though its over 6 months. We are parents of 2 kids and I want them to have best of everything so we are going to stay together for sure but I am completely clueless for myself. One important thing which I forgot to mention that I had told my wife that I didn't like her talking to him(though she spoke to him just once in front of me) when I visited home for 5 days during my assignment. Now I constantly feel that I have lost that magnet which I had for her. Will anybody show me some light please?

2006-10-23 08:04:38 · 14 answers · asked by toppopsy 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-10-23 08:04:35 · 13 answers · asked by Military Texan 1 in First Aid

and why do you think they give you the most trouble

2006-10-23 08:04:33 · 6 answers · asked by Cassie 4 in Other - Entertainment

Since Ive began working at my job (Im the only other employee than the owner) I have constantly found ways to make the owner more money. i.e. selling online and whatnot. I get paid salary and Ive gotten a few raises since I began working here 3 years ago. We have cut back on our working hours by over 9 hours a week. Now I work less and am making more.

But I feel like a slacker. This job is not that hard to begin with. Why do I feel like a slacker now? I dont make a lot of money but I definitley make enough to pay the bills. And now I feel like I need a second job to fill my time because I have the time to make more money. Is this stupid? Whats wrong with me.

I think I care about this job more than the owner.

2006-10-23 08:04:33 · 6 answers · asked by Theandysullivan 3 in Small Business

Our kitchen is partially hardwood(old yellowy color) and ceramics where the appliances, sinks and cupboards are. We want to redo the floor all in one type of ceramic, but are hoping to avoid the removal of both if possible. Any thoughts? Thanks

2006-10-23 08:04:00 · 11 answers · asked by mm6nascar1 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

wat shall i do for quick relief? tried ice, rose water, chilled water but after sumtimes it happens again

2006-10-23 08:03:56 · 8 answers · asked by ny k 2 in Other - Skin & Body

i JUST TURNED 18. i WANT TO BUiLD MY OWN CREDiT BUT i DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START WiTH. WHERE SHOULD APPLY FOR A CREDiT CARD AND HOW MUCH DO YOU THiNK MY LiMiT WOULD BE???

2006-10-23 08:03:56 · 19 answers · asked by maureen a 2 in Personal Finance

I know they definately aren't the same, and that there are a few differences.. but I don't exactly understand where the lines are drawn and the more subtle differences.. Any input on this would be appreitiated.

2006-10-23 08:03:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Any special memories that go along with it?

2006-10-23 08:03:51 · 12 answers · asked by ? 3 in Other - Holidays

How should I go about confronting him?

2006-10-23 08:03:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I was off-roading with some friends and had some body damage in two places. i can get to the inside, and just want to "press" out the body panel to more or less like they were. then touch up, clean up, clear coat etc...i know it wont' look like before, but oh well.

my question is...what tool should i use? a rubber mallet on the inside? i don't think a regular metal hammer is a good idea, seems like it might damage the panels even more.

2006-10-23 08:03:49 · 5 answers · asked by lj1983 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

i want to know every ones opinion on this topic mine is this. when we die i beleive we all go to something better no matter who you are. i bleive this is hell and there is no other and when we die we stop suffreing. why would we suffer on earth and then go to more sufering?
thats just my thought

2006-10-23 08:03:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

What did you think?

Who applauded at the sex/snogging scenes
Who is wondering about that hand in the jar?
Does anyone else think it's the Doctor's?
Who is in love with Captain Jack?
Was anyone else talking with a welsh accent afterwards?

2006-10-23 08:03:38 · 15 answers · asked by isildurs_babe 4 in Television

Alex came home from a busuness trip to Chicago and found no one home but his daughter Rose, who was crying bitterly.
"What's the matter, darling," asked Alex.
"Mommy almost died last night," sobbed Rose.
"That's nonsense," said the father. "Why do you say that?"
"Well," said Rose, "you always told us that when we die we'll see God; so when I heard Mommy moaning last night I rushed to her bedroom and she was screaming, "Oh God, here I come," and she had Uncle Jerry holdding her down."

2006-10-23 08:03:35 · 14 answers · asked by hazelshine 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-10-23 08:03:34 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-23 08:03:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I am going to print out a page to go on my door, could some1 help me out...
What is something funny or demented that I could put on my door.
So far I have got
Shelly's Room
If you value your legs Keep out
Tresspassers will be bitten
Survivors will be stabbed

2006-10-23 08:03:24 · 10 answers · asked by ContessaVampira 3 in Books & Authors

As a pagan it offends me because i teach my children that a higher energy created everything.

i don't need my kids thinking evolution is fact and the only option!

As usual,I find atheists being intolerant to other faiths!!!

2006-10-23 08:03:18 · 30 answers · asked by NONAME 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-23 08:03:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

can someone help me in knowing the carrer opportunities one can get with a bachelors degree in marketing as a major with spanish as a minor,thank u

2006-10-23 08:03:14 · 2 answers · asked by maame 3 in Higher Education (University +)

And I'm going to be doing lots of gold panning next summer, and some mining as well.
I've heard that dwarfs can dig better than humans and they are excellent at finding gold.
Should I get one?
And how much would I have to feed him?

2006-10-23 08:03:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

What sort of plants can i plant now with my bulbs which will flower in early spring? If you know what types of plant they are that would be great.

2006-10-23 08:03:04 · 7 answers · asked by chickadee 4 in Garden & Landscape