Alex came home from a busuness trip to Chicago and found no one home but his daughter Rose, who was crying bitterly.
"What's the matter, darling," asked Alex.
"Mommy almost died last night," sobbed Rose.
"That's nonsense," said the father. "Why do you say that?"
"Well," said Rose, "you always told us that when we die we'll see God; so when I heard Mommy moaning last night I rushed to her bedroom and she was screaming, "Oh God, here I come," and she had Uncle Jerry holdding her down."
2006-10-23 08:03:35 · 14 answers · asked by hazelshine 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is so bad but funny the things kids say.lol
2006-10-23 08:10:32 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
Thanks for the really great joke.
2006-10-24 01:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by pistola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old jokes really are the best...
2006-10-23 15:12:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's comedy
2006-10-23 15:13:39 · answer #4 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. lol
2006-10-23 15:05:45 · answer #5 · answered by TJ's Dad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-23 15:15:39 · answer #6 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tehe tehe that's funny
2006-10-23 15:05:22 · answer #7 · answered by apost 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah !!! A very good one !!!!
2006-10-23 15:23:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh
2006-10-23 15:44:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a load of crap
2006-10-23 15:29:22 · answer #10 · answered by porker animal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋