And I'm going to be doing lots of gold panning next summer, and some mining as well.
I've heard that dwarfs can dig better than humans and they are excellent at finding gold.
Should I get one?
And how much would I have to feed him?
2006-10-23 08:03:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Personally, I would hold auditions to see how well they sing when they're drunk. If they can't sing whilst in a drunken stupor, there's no point in getting a dwarf.
Oh! Make sure he has a beard!
2006-10-23 13:55:10 · answer #1 · answered by Meaghan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds good, I hear they are tops at mining (just like Sleeping Beauty's friends) and they only need one meal a day. A good balaced diet obviously, so they can work to their full potential, and they like a drop of beer with their meal. Its a sad fact that they are prone to singing and whistling when they have had a few beers so get the ear plugs ready. Good luck with finding gold :)
2006-10-23 15:12:56 · answer #2 · answered by huggz 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think that may be a good idea. Hold auditions to see what he can do. My guess is that he will eat about 1/2 as much as a regular size person.
2006-10-24 11:42:31 · answer #3 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cannot be serious about this! Did you know that a dwarf is a human and not a pet, slave, object or piece of property? You sound like an undercover biggot.
2006-10-23 15:13:42 · answer #4 · answered by yanistar 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I had one and all he did was drink and heavy booze at that.
If he found any gold I did not see it he must have traded it for Jack Daniels. I think you are better off doing the gold panning yourself. Good for the abs.
2006-10-23 15:12:47 · answer #5 · answered by antiekmama 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yak - these guys are taking you way to serious...so dont get a dwarf - get an umpa-lumpa....Willy says the work great!!!
2006-10-24 09:44:08 · answer #6 · answered by beachnut222000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should seriously look into one that has been hand raised. Other wise they will not work and only bite and hiss at you.
2006-10-23 15:10:50 · answer #7 · answered by Karrien Sim Peters 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, seriously lay off the dope. It's f-ing up your brain!
2006-10-23 15:45:02 · answer #8 · answered by WillLynn 1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I think I peed a little!
2006-10-23 16:29:12 · answer #9 · answered by But Inside I'm Screaming 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well personally i must telll you that there is NO SUCH THING AS A DWARF!
2006-10-23 15:34:05 · answer #10 · answered by mikell_hoposon_2 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋