The Circle.
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The driver was outraged and was eventually able to make her pull over.
He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde in his most threatening voice, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
Now he's getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
2006-10-23 08:04:59 · 28 answers · asked by Pinky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! That was funny! That really made my day! Thanks!
2006-10-23 08:08:58 · answer #1 · answered by KryBaby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L !!!
Very dark kind of humor !!!
Thank You for making us laugh...
My girl friend is a breathtaking blond.
I hope she will never meet
a truck driver from this "caliber"...
It is still my sports car.
2006-10-23 08:19:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't funny... I thought that she was gonna say, something like "Its my husband car" or "The car is stolen", but that was just down right stupid, and it wasn't a very good blonde joke! "I know that ppl like to say that, blonde's are stupid, but that's just an insult and I am nowhere to being blonde myself!"
2006-10-23 08:14:03 · answer #3 · answered by Erica W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny, thank God for blonde jokes.
2006-10-23 08:19:49 · answer #4 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK it's funny!!!!
but why be so cruel to blonds they can't help it.
it's like making fun of retards.
Have to say I prefer brunets.
2006-10-23 08:10:29 · answer #5 · answered by kennyboy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it but still funny
2006-10-23 08:12:42 · answer #6 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this joke last week.
but it is still the funniest blonde joke i had heard
thanks for putting it on again
2006-10-23 08:13:24 · answer #7 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That funny dude
2006-10-23 08:08:29 · answer #8 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice. I love blonde jokes.
2006-10-23 08:11:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I'm a blonde and I can be that stupid sometimes!
2006-10-23 08:27:27 · answer #10 · answered by Dramma Queen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-10-23 08:22:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋