All categories - 23 October 2006

Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming toward him so he covered himself up with the newspaper he was reading. The little girl came up to hinm and asked "What do you have under the newspaper?"
"A bird", the guy replied.
The girl walked away and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me about my privates and the next thing I know is I'm here". The police went back to the beach, found the girl and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a pause, the girl replied...."To him! Nothing!...I was playing with the bird and it spat on me so I broke it's neck, cracked its eggs and set it's nest on fire."
Moral of this story...................never lie to kids!

2006-10-23 09:42:15 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

annuit coeptis?

novus ordo seclorum?

2006-10-23 09:42:09 · 9 answers · asked by dreamangel20051 2 in Other - Science

That's right guys I want your imput of your favorite love songs of all time classic or new, over played or original.

2006-10-23 09:42:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-23 09:42:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which of the following is a characteristic of a nation?
a Language
b Population
c Currency
d Military

2006-10-23 09:42:05 · 3 answers · asked by thisxlifexisntxrealx2006 2 in Homework Help

2006-10-23 09:42:04 · 7 answers · asked by sar92243 1 in Insurance

I have a 93' Ford Probe (5 speed manual) set up for me when I get my liscence. I havn't driven it yet because I don't have a permit, even though I know how to drive an automatic. So my question is, how do you drive one? Could someone explain this to me in simple terms?

Also, my boyfriend told me you can switch the transmission of a car for like $120 bucks. Is this true?

2006-10-23 09:42:01 · 10 answers · asked by Mommy to a Baby Girl ♥ 2 in Other - Cars & Transportation

I'm thinking of adopting from the local humane society and they have an adorably corgi cross, two months old who was born blind. Would anyone have any special tips on bringing a special needs puppy home?

2006-10-23 09:42:00 · 8 answers · asked by dolly 6 in Dogs

if the measure of angle ais 2y-10, then what would be its complimentary and supplementary angle?


I have no idea how to do a problem like this, because they don't even define y!!!!!

anyone know how to do this problem?





THANKYOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-10-23 09:41:58 · 2 answers · asked by 2 days after my B day :) 2 in Mathematics

a-arthritis
b-diabetes
c-cancer
d-emphysema

2006-10-23 09:41:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - General Health Care

I thought he was going to break up with me, but he says that it's a good thing to be such good friends in a relationship. It just seemed like he was implying something else.
We've been together for 2 years, and we often just hang out together. We always have fun, joking around, having a few beers, golfing, shooting pool. Even the action in the bedroom is fantastic, and we both agree on that.
Could this mean he is only interested in me as a friend, but is afraid to say that? We have lived together for almost a year, and are both in our late 20's.

2006-10-23 09:41:50 · 8 answers · asked by HotK 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-23 09:41:50 · 17 answers · asked by Everything happens for a reason 4 in Other - Skin & Body

2006-10-23 09:41:44 · 4 answers · asked by tothetorah 1 in Internet

I can´t go buy a costume because of my job. I need something quick, simple and original (nudity or "dressing" as Adam are not options)

2006-10-23 09:41:40 · 10 answers · asked by Palahniuk 1 in Halloween

they want them to learn so they can communicate with the increase of polish employees, do u agree? or do u think the polish should learn our language as its britain they choose 2 live in

2006-10-23 09:41:36 · 3 answers · asked by kitkat7667 1 in Other - Society & Culture

Basically, When i sign into msn and try to IM somone, it posts the message that i have written and
Then Says 'The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:'

What Can i do about this stupid problem???

2006-10-23 09:41:34 · 4 answers · asked by daniel4joyce 2 in Internet

while my dad had cancer and a 50/50 chance one of my 'friends' ditched my for the popular group, she spread it around,and gave me nasty looks ignored me and said things about me and my best friend behind our backs, is there any way i could get revenge ??thanksxxxxx

2006-10-23 09:41:27 · 8 answers · asked by gina l 1 in Friends

My mum has been learning Welsh for the last 3 years and has asked me if I know of a good Welsh dictionary. Can anyone recommend one? Diolch.

2006-10-23 09:41:24 · 6 answers · asked by Bomere 2 in Languages

Would Bud Black be a good manager. I saw on the Giants website that the Giants might be interested in him? What do you think?

2006-10-23 09:41:20 · 3 answers · asked by Giants Fan! 4 in Baseball

2006-10-23 09:41:19 · 16 answers · asked by jasmine d 1 in History

2006-10-23 09:41:18 · 8 answers · asked by debbiereid86@btinternet.com 1 in Environment

2006-10-23 09:41:16 · 4 answers · asked by Flick 1 in Greece

OKay theres this guy i like i liked him for awhile but.....OKay he said he liked me at the F-Game a couple of weeks ago! But then we just started to drift apart...Now we talk alot and flift alot too! And seems like he likes me again but i duno how can i tell if he likes me or not without making it wierd between us..I heard that he does like me but i duno....
-Confused

2006-10-23 09:41:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Thats 5 hours now!,do i have to drain it all again?, or is there some other way of doing it!

2006-10-23 09:41:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2006-10-23 09:41:04 · 5 answers · asked by Jess J 1 in Homework Help

2006-10-23 09:41:02 · 7 answers · asked by lola 2 in Languages

There are only around ten maggots scattered around the ceiling. I consider myself a very hygienic person and clean my house regularly so have no idea why this has appeared.

2006-10-23 09:40:59 · 15 answers · asked by camvoong 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

2006-10-23 09:40:58 · 17 answers · asked by Tedd m 3 in Fast Food

Do I sound good? I have dark brown hair and green eyes. I am tall and I have an average body. I have a great personality and sense of humor and I am pretty mature, but not too mature. I usually dress up in preppy clothes, also.

2006-10-23 09:40:55 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

so........bit superficial but wondering the answer to this......would aman..with a lets say not absolutely ripped body but not far off six pack with great arms *** etc etc ..bla blah.lol......go for a girl small dress size...uk 10.but an untoned body..?? or does these type of men..only go for the toned gym type girlies.??..just wondering thankyou........x

2006-10-23 09:40:52 · 15 answers · asked by georgousgirlz 1 in Diet & Fitness