Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming toward him so he covered himself up with the newspaper he was reading. The little girl came up to hinm and asked "What do you have under the newspaper?"
"A bird", the guy replied.
The girl walked away and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me about my privates and the next thing I know is I'm here". The police went back to the beach, found the girl and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a pause, the girl replied...."To him! Nothing!...I was playing with the bird and it spat on me so I broke it's neck, cracked its eggs and set it's nest on fire."
Moral of this story...................never lie to kids!
2006-10-23 09:42:15 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Painful!
Who is the most popular man at a nudist colony fidgety?
The one who can carry two cups of coffee and 12 ring doughnuts!
Who is the most popular woman at a nudist colony?
The one who can eat the last two doughnuts!
2006-10-23 13:12:49 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
XD Funny! We had a similar joke at primary school, about a little girl playing with 'dolly'.
2006-10-23 09:46:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
better moral don't sunbath naked on a beach with kids on it
2006-10-23 09:45:43 · answer #3 · answered by Lycansrulez 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is hilarious i fell bad for the dude, never havin babies again.
(lol) i do think the same never lie to kids they will get you back (trust me)
2006-10-23 09:52:50 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Sasha♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yours was good but the gunners gets my vote
2006-10-23 20:22:50 · answer #5 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one before-never gets old.
2006-10-23 09:50:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh hell nah!!!! I'm gonna get in trouble at work for laughing! Shame on you!!! ; P
2006-10-23 10:15:10 · answer #7 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Lol
2006-10-23 21:39:11 · answer #8 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
am now in hospital breathing oxygen because i practically died laughing. Thanks for making what was a dreary day quite amusing xXx
2006-10-23 10:04:35 · answer #9 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wowww what painn haha but its funny
2006-10-23 09:45:06 · answer #10 · answered by Bawls 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋