All categories - 21 October 2006

2006-10-21 01:00:32 · 30 answers · asked by Bill L 5 in Trivia

This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, but Hey! He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!"

2006-10-21 01:00:14 · 24 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i really need your suggestion...please...

2006-10-21 01:00:08 · 6 answers · asked by Joe - 2 in Other - Computers

Do you know his name?
Do you know his party?

2006-10-21 01:00:04 · 6 answers · asked by ? 6 in Politics

are the bees told where to go and where not too

2006-10-21 00:59:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2006-10-21 00:59:36 · 7 answers · asked by kellegirl74 1 in Renting & Real Estate

and dont know where they are?? as in the left u.

2006-10-21 00:59:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

2006-10-21 00:59:14 · 1 answers · asked by sweet angle 1 in Other - Computers

2006-10-21 00:59:10 · 11 answers · asked by bob l 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2006-10-21 00:59:01 · 12 answers · asked by *No Doubt* 4 in Polls & Surveys

please provide references...

2006-10-21 00:58:59 · 6 answers · asked by sal 2 in Other - Arts & Humanities

For example, the green on this website? Also, how could you know that we are seeing the same, is it impossible or not?

2006-10-21 00:58:58 · 4 answers · asked by petzneo 2 in Painting

I think it is darn rude that they hide their faces when talking to me. The face is 99.6% of communication.

So why are ladies who refuse to show me a little brest and hide behind the telephone allowed to talk to me?

2006-10-21 00:58:54 · 7 answers · asked by Chairman STRAW 1 in Other - Society & Culture

Looking for something in the way of a simple outline program that doesnt need to be all singing all dancing.

Thanks in advance.

2006-10-21 00:58:48 · 3 answers · asked by aberdeen302004 3 in Decorating & Remodeling

A.May rise or fall, depending on the slope of the budget line.
B.Rises as you move downward along an indifference curve.
C.Falls as you move downward along an indifference curve.
D.Remains the same along a budget line.

2006-10-21 00:58:42 · 2 answers · asked by Me 2 in Economics

2006-10-21 00:58:40 · 18 answers · asked by Kevin F 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-10-21 00:58:34 · 11 answers · asked by Mrs JP 2 in Pregnancy

Or alternatively ... what causes the inability to motivate oneself?
It's not laziness ... and don't tell me i'm depressed either!

2006-10-21 00:58:27 · 16 answers · asked by Part Time Cynic 7 in Psychology

2006-10-21 00:58:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diabetes

this girl that lived with me left about a year ago she left behind a lot of her things i donnot know what to do

2006-10-21 00:58:00 · 5 answers · asked by larry c 1 in Other - Society & Culture

like at a fitting or trying on dresses or to show him what he ets for his money thing

he wants to see how it looks on me

2006-10-21 00:57:57 · 22 answers · asked by GINA D 2 in Weddings

2006-10-21 00:57:53 · 9 answers · asked by billy p 2 in Sociology

2006-10-21 00:57:46 · 3 answers · asked by Julz H 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

When a pirate says this... what does it mean?

2006-10-21 00:57:45 · 13 answers · asked by klontinmybroek 1 in Mythology & Folklore

2006-10-21 00:57:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Social Science

Every year I host the Christmas party, inviting 6 girls to my house to spend the night. Last year was the best yet. I cleaned the basement and set up stations: Santa's Workshop, Pin the nose of the reindeer, a construction paper fireplace on the wall, construction paper walkway, mini tree, stockings, and secret santa.
This year we are having the secret santas again and stockings, but I need a theme. Any ideas on decorations and games? Be realistic, people. (I can't have a big tree down there either and preferably no buying decor)

2006-10-21 00:57:40 · 3 answers · asked by cocobarahorse 2 in Other - Games & Recreation

Where would i be able to get the old 4Gig ipod nano in melbourne for a cheap price?

2006-10-21 00:57:18 · 2 answers · asked by SquiBBLe 2 in Music & Music Players

scary when read backwards ie:veil=evil ,eid=die,ram adam=insult,I slam=violent,mullah=beat up.

2006-10-21 00:57:10 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality