This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, but Hey! He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!"
2006-10-21 01:00:14 · 24 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
where do u get such splendid jokes from
im sure its from ur brains and it is awesome.
dont listen to anybody who tells u to stop posting jokes
keep posting cause it is necessary to laugh in a world where everyone is crying.
2006-10-21 02:44:41 · answer #1 · answered by ♦ arc duke ♦ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. Reminds me a bit of the Simpsons episode where Homer dressed up as a panda :)
2006-10-21 08:05:47 · answer #2 · answered by flipsy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Birds of Same Feathers flocked in a Zoo!!! Ha Ha Ha ...Great ..Nice one, with clean Humour!!
2006-10-21 08:33:22 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear anitha,
It's over, now stop to say jokes, u r saying jokes from so many times.
There r so many other subjects also except jokes
2006-10-21 08:19:04 · answer #4 · answered by s m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very good joke There people everywhere cheating
2006-10-21 08:43:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i luved da joke i'll giv it a 10 on 10
2006-10-22 02:52:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol nice one 4/5
2006-10-21 09:06:00 · answer #7 · answered by dew 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I HAVE ALREADY READ IT>>>>BUT STILL I LOVE IT CUZ ITS awesome and it rocks>>>>>>lol.
I give it a 10/10.
or should i say 11/10.
2006-10-21 08:03:18 · answer #8 · answered by ĢrØOvY ČĦ!CҜ!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never hear'd it before but it is a really god joke. lol. 6/5
2006-10-21 08:56:41 · answer #9 · answered by luvvey_00001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha good joke
u know how to laugh some one
2006-10-21 08:15:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋