All categories - 19 October 2006

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking,
But a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when
her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters.
Love your sisters not their friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral: BE SPECIFIC

6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all
your Friends.

7. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says: No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your
life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

9. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE?
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.

10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the
ELECTRICITY BILL

11. Why Government does NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women?
Because as per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the
same Mistake

12. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is
built for" - Albert Einstein

2006-10-19 01:11:53 · 9 answers · asked by ashok kumar 3 in Family

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Know any shop that sells accessories such as necklaces and hairpin n other girls bling2s under $1 ^^?

2006-10-19 01:11:53 · 3 answers · asked by [ Suki ] 1 in Singapore

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is luke perry gay?

2006-10-19 01:11:53 · 7 answers · asked by jamublueearth 1 in Celebrities

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What do you like to put in your coffee to spice it up?

I like baileys and foamed milk...

2006-10-19 01:11:46 · 22 answers · asked by Barman4/6/6 4 in Polls & Surveys

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its been 11 yrs since i had a child so just wanted 2 no if pregnancy feels like u r about 2 get ur period?

but u have symptoms all the time plus feeling sick and ur boobs hurt like hell!

2006-10-19 01:11:43 · 14 answers · asked by skyebluetops 2 in Pregnancy

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how does the internet get over the english channel?

ie to america, etc ... is it cables or satellite???

2006-10-19 01:11:35 · 16 answers · asked by crazywoman63uk 1 in Computer Networking

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amy lee or pink?

2006-10-19 01:11:31 · 14 answers · asked by hook 2 in Music

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Verrucas....?

I've got a verucca on my foot and its been there for a few years. I've been using Bazuka and all the other stuff on the market but it just won't go. My GP says that the surgery doesn't deal with them anymore. What should I do as its really disgusting and embarrassing and wearing a plaster all summer got silly

2006-10-19 01:11:31 · 3 answers · asked by mysterious_gal1984 3 in Other - General Health Care

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Employment law - what breaks am i entitled to?

i work a shift pattern, 8 hour days. The early shift is 6am-2pm, and the late shift 2pm til 10pm. My boss says that i am only entitled to one 30min break on the late shift for an evening meal, but am entitled to NO break (other than quick toilet breaks) on the early shift.
Is there anything in employment law that states how many breaks, and for how long, employees are entitled to??

2006-10-19 01:11:17 · 11 answers · asked by theboyneil 2 in Careers & Employment

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do you believe in witchcraft? what is voodoo?

can they really voodoo someone?

2006-10-19 01:11:15 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

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should i quit??

im a freshman and im on the junior varsity volleyball team, they treat me like im apart of the team but i just dont feel comftorble, i want to be with my friends on the freshman team, its to much presure for me, and yesturday the coach took me out of the game so today im not playing and thr is a football game too so should i go to my v-bal game or to the foot ball game

2006-10-19 01:11:14 · 20 answers · asked by emaria 2 in Volleyball

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What do you thik of people who say they can tell the future?

(I always wonder this, How come they are not rich?)

2006-10-19 01:11:13 · 17 answers · asked by . 3 in Religion & Spirituality

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what is your opion about thai bar girls and do you think you can have a genuine loving relationship ?

do you think all thai girls just want foreigners for money?

2006-10-19 01:11:11 · 5 answers · asked by kieth j 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

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Do You Love Jesus Christ this Morning?

2006-10-19 01:11:11 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4 in Religion & Spirituality

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mail doesn't arrive by using php mail(). webhost supports php and smtp. output=mail sent successfully.?

2006-10-19 01:11:02 · 4 answers · asked by aksh 1 in Programming & Design

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Clomid Users...Question about Follicle Scan?

I'm currently on my second round of 50mg of clomid on days 3-7. I think it worked last month because for the first time ever, i had a 30 day cycle. However, my doc chose not to do a follicle scan to check the egg...so i guess that there is a chance i ovulated, just maybe the egg wasn't large enough, or some other factor came into play. Anyway, my doc wanted me on 100mg this month, but for numerous reasons I decided to stay on 50mg again and have him do a follicle scan next thurs (day 13). For all i know, the 50 was working and there is no reason for me to increase quite yet. What exactly is done during a follicle scan? Is it done by a vaginal ultrasound, where that wand is inserted? I hear they measure your egg...but what determines if you are ready for conception? Just looking for more info on the process. Thanks And do you agree that there is a chance the 50mg was working?

2006-10-19 01:11:01 · 2 answers · asked by anemo 2 in Trying to Conceive

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