1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking,
But a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when
her LIPS are CLOSED.
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
4. Love your friends not their sisters.
Love your sisters not their friends.
5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral: BE SPECIFIC
6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all
your Friends.
7. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says: No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your
life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
9. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE?
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.
10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the
ELECTRICITY BILL
11. Why Government does NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women?
Because as per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the
same Mistake
12. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is
built for" - Albert Einstein
2006-10-19 01:11:53 · 9 answers · asked by ashok kumar 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
lmaooo ur sooo funny!
keep making ppl laugh...its good
~Sneha
2006-10-19 10:00:35 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
only reading those solutions are going to furnish me a nightmare thinking of if those musicians formed a band. Worst Vocalist: Chad Kroeger Worst Drummer: Meg White (despite if I do only like the White Stripes) Worst Bassist: Nikki Sixx Worst Guitarist: Herman Lee
2016-12-08 17:19:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting!!!
what was the point of that ?
2 points for me muahahaah
2006-10-19 02:11:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No let me correct something: if you don't have a boyfriend- You are missing something in your life.
If you have a boyfriend you are missind Everything but Everything in your life
2006-10-19 01:17:57 · answer #4 · answered by beautiful 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I got to say all of them is good, what is this leading to and what is it about?
2006-10-19 01:17:01 · answer #5 · answered by SimileyDaisy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only funny one is #10.........the rest are lame......except #12.....that's pretty interesting....never heard that quote.......
2006-10-19 01:17:47 · answer #6 · answered by honey_bear_21_1999 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like those.....do you mind if i copy and send it to a few others that are not on here?
2006-10-19 01:18:51 · answer #7 · answered by crazylady1193 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
too long
2006-10-19 01:14:14 · answer #8 · answered by ntu 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
good stuff
2006-10-19 01:13:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋