please help me get out of here says the flamingo but neither the lion or the panther can reach far enough to drag the flamingo out. just then a horse passes by and the lion asks can he help the flamingo. the horse says the only thing he has long enough to reach is his dick, so he whips it out and the flamingo grabs hold and pulls itself free. the following week the lion and panther are out walking again and once again they find the flamingo stuck in the mud hole. we cant help you today says the lion, for we know the horse has gone on holiday. the panther thinks for a second and says maybe the mongoose can help, he's just bought a new ferrarri. we could tie a rope to it and pull the flamingo out. great idea says the lion and off he dashes to get the mongoose. 10 minutes later they are back, tie a rope to the bumper and pull the flamingo free.....and the moral of this little story is that you dont have to be hung like a horse to pull a bird if you drive a ferrarri.
2006-10-14
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