An Irish Priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train...after a while the Priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork......have you actualy tasted it?
The Rabbi said, "I must tell the truth, "Yes, I have, on the odd occasion". Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "Your religion......I know you're supposed to be celibate but...."
The Priest replied, "Yes, I know what you're going to ask - I have succumbed once or twice."
There was silence for a while. The the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading "Better than pork, isn't it?"
2006-10-12
11:33:38
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