An Irish Priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train...after a while the Priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork......have you actualy tasted it?
The Rabbi said, "I must tell the truth, "Yes, I have, on the odd occasion". Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "Your religion......I know you're supposed to be celibate but...."
The Priest replied, "Yes, I know what you're going to ask - I have succumbed once or twice."
There was silence for a while. The the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading "Better than pork, isn't it?"
2006-10-12 11:33:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny!Here's a priest joke for you.
Three young priests were about to take their final vows.The last test they had to take was a celibacy test.For this,all three had to strip naked and tie a little bell around their penis.A belly-dancer entered the room and began slinking around the first priest.
Ting-a-ling.
"Oh Patrick,"said the head priest."I am disappointed in you.You have failed.Go and take a shower."
Then the belly-dancer went over to the second priest and began rubbing herself up against him.
Ting-a-ling.
"Oh Michael,"said the head priest."I'm afraid you too have failed.Go and take a shower.
Finally the belly-dancer went over to the third priest.She pressed herself against him,whispered in his ear,licked his body,but got absolutely no reaction.
"Well done,Joseph!" said the head priest."You have passed the test.You have shown that you can resist the temptation of women.Now go and relax and take a shower with Patrick and Michael.
Ting-a ling."
2006-10-12 12:50:51 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 03:18:57 · answer #2 · answered by binnu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-10-12 13:12:16 · answer #3 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha I had sausage casserole tonight
2006-10-12 11:38:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ROFL LMAO very funny indeed
2006-10-12 11:35:49 · answer #5 · answered by Bodieann 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yep, 10/10. lol!
2006-10-12 12:51:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-12 12:21:08 · answer #7 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny!
2006-10-12 12:10:42 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it. I like it a lot
2006-10-12 21:34:44 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE BEST SO FAR BRILL X
2006-10-12 12:39:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋