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My girlfriend is a proffesional mime and her hands moving around keep me awake at night.

2006-10-12 11:32:15 · 11 answers · asked by MЯ BAIT™ 6 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

11 answers

i keep a jar of grandmas toenails above the bed...keeps the ghosts away

2006-10-12 12:25:01 · answer #1 · answered by Circlometry?? 5 · 1 1

You could use the old remedies that everyone uses like “put an elephant in the same room every night for a week and by the time a week is over you can sleep thought anything”.

But I say buck the conventional way of thinking. If you put her in a waterbed, freeze over night, then you get a mime-sicle in the morning. Place it next to the Frozen dorf and make it look like a nome and troll in your front yard.

Hey it’s a win win situation baby.

2006-10-13 02:01:25 · answer #2 · answered by Kenshin 5 · 1 0

First off let me say, I am finding you quite amusing…I now go first to your questions/answers (to start my day w/a laugh). Second, thanks for choosing my answer to your ‘job’ question. Third, since she’s a professional mime, put her in an imaginary box, then she can ‘mime’ all nite and not bother you…or handcuff her to the bed post…which may keep you BOTH awake and busy all night!

2006-10-13 07:52:52 · answer #3 · answered by 49erfan 4 · 2 0

lmao lol talk to her about it if it is really bothering you tell her to get some breathing strips to put on her nose when she sleeps my gf does the same thing it gives me a huge headache

2016-03-18 08:18:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh aren't you cute? Thank you for making me smile today! You're my special angel for the day.

2006-10-12 11:35:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You can't..ear plugs are the best solution i've found..the kind that heavy equiptment operators use..sorry good luck..

2006-10-12 11:38:39 · answer #6 · answered by dr.pepper106 7 · 1 1

Hahaha good one punk

2006-10-12 11:35:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

A little corny, but I'll give u that one.

2006-10-12 11:38:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

get a midget named hank to make her stop!!!

2006-10-12 11:40:23 · answer #9 · answered by *~HoNeYBeE~* 5 · 1 0

put a sock in her mouth

2006-10-12 11:46:06 · answer #10 · answered by ken j 5 · 1 0

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