I'm guessing the friend (now enemy) who told me this years ago didn't make it up - as they aren't that inteligent. I think it may be by someone famous but i'm not sure, can you help ?
ladies and gentlemen, gents and germs
cross eyed mosquitos and bull legged worms
entrance is free, just pay by the door
pull up a chair and sit on the floor
one fine day, in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight
back to back, they faced each other
drew their swords and shot one another
a deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill the two dead boys
if you don't believe this story is true
just ask the blind man, he saw it too
Clever i know, but who wrote it ??
2006-10-11
05:49:27
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