All categories - 11 October 2006

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a ********.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

2006-10-11 09:05:32 · 22 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Hey,
I have two boys have always been thin. After child #2 (boys are 8yrs apart), I have put on 10lbs,~sad. Joined a gym working out 3-4 times a week. Not eating a lot! But my toddler stresses me out always screaming never sleeping through the night. The terrible two's suck, so do night terrors. My oldest was easy the little one is stressing me out. I have no time away Hubby works 70-80 hours. Mom is out of country I am alone and stressed and know chubby~great! Any tips other then meditation~Thanks

2006-10-11 09:05:29 · 6 answers · asked by live_wire_electronics@verizon.ne 1 in Diet & Fitness

This is going to sound absurd. I'm afraid I killed somebody.
I suffer severe obsessive-compulsive disorder, I'm very disabled from it. I can't even go to school.

I've been delusioned into thinking I've killed people or tried to kill people since I was 12 (I'm 16 now). It's very scary, and I wish it would stop, but I can't convince myself I'm not guilty of murder.

This disease is clever (I hope it is!). One time I had this nightmare that I choked this kid to death somewhere, and last night I thought I had a "memory flash" which I'm hoping is a false memory, it probably is, that I had killed someone for real (back when I was 14 or 15). I can't remember what I was thinking about after this flash of memory, but my mind is telling me it wasn't good.

Can somebody please tell me I'm crazy? My god, this is tearing me apart, I don't know what to do. I can't trust my memory. Did I do something awful to block this out? I'm a good person, I can't be a killer?

2006-10-11 09:05:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How do you feel when you think that you will no longer exist after you die? Imagine there will be no more you!

2006-10-11 09:05:17 · 14 answers · asked by ATK 3 in Religion & Spirituality

one, why are redsox fans so arrogant. and dont answer this and tell me that your not. the only good thing that i can say about them os that the are not front runners

2006-10-11 09:05:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

2006-10-11 09:05:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-10-11 09:05:06 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

please help: 1-if i post a information on some one's web or server will he know my IP, or from where the information came and how

2-if i send yahoo mail to some other addresses or yahoo user is it possible for somone to check my IP or from where the mail came?

plzzzzzzzzzzz help , i would be thank ful and i will give the best answer as well as pray for each of one who answer Thanks in adwance

2006-10-11 09:05:05 · 6 answers · asked by alamgeer 2 in Internet

I was told I have antibodies in my blood but when I went to the neurologist,she said she saw no symptoms to indicate I have this, what could antibodies in the blood mean. I feel fine

2006-10-11 09:05:03 · 1 answers · asked by Patricia S 3 in Other - Diseases

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

2006-10-11 09:05:03 · 10 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i love the colors, holidays coming,the cooking and eating

2006-10-11 09:04:57 · 18 answers · asked by hfroggie2005 5 in Polls & Surveys

My husband is convinced it is all an elaborate reality game show. What do you think ?

2006-10-11 09:04:51 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

im a single mom and i am ready to settle down but i would like to meet a nice guy .. there seems to be a shortage of that... any suggestions??? any single firemen out there??

2006-10-11 09:04:48 · 5 answers · asked by blahblahblah 1 in Singles & Dating

MAE WHAT IS ORGIN AND MEANING OF THE NAME MAE

2006-10-11 09:04:42 · 7 answers · asked by wetzen25 1 in Languages

If you hadn't seen it NY city had a plane crash into a building still unknown facts BUT the fdny had this fire basically extinguished in under 1 hour and the fire was on the 49th floor thank you fdny nice job

2006-10-11 09:04:42 · 18 answers · asked by HENNY 1 in Current Events

so in china you are only allowed to have one cild per couple. i know that there are ways to have more, like if you live on a farm and need labor, but wouldn't you think that the population would be getting cut in half instead of growing larger. two people have one kid and the population goes up. whats with this?

2006-10-11 09:04:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

2006-10-11 09:04:41 · 29 answers · asked by Brad R 1 in Singles & Dating

which regulation/legislation relates to pest control??

2006-10-11 09:04:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

2006-10-11 09:04:23 · 7 answers · asked by MARKOS KRUGER 5 in Other - Entertainment

Do you think having a male friend if you are married is a good or a bad idea? Why? Please try to be objective.

2006-10-11 09:04:21 · 22 answers · asked by Dolphin73 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-10-11 09:04:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

I heard that nothing could practically travel at the speed same as light. But it is theoritically proved that even if someone/something could actually travel that fast, Time wouldn't have any effect on it/him.

Interestingly, if someone travels at more speed than light, Time would go backwards for him. So the speed of light is a constant speed, a zero point, and related to time.

My question is, is all this true? or partly true? Anyone shed some light on it if know about it?

2006-10-11 09:04:15 · 11 answers · asked by Legend 3 in Physics

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2006-10-11 09:04:13 · 9 answers · asked by vandetta00 2 in Polls & Surveys

i dont want 'i was 2 with my mom' when nwas ur first real kiss?

2006-10-11 09:04:12 · 10 answers · asked by yoyo011011 1 in Singles & Dating

In my last question for you I didn't know about Pascal or his scale..it was just a thought came to my mind..now here it is different..You say you don't believe in God "any god not a specific religion" because there is no proof or you don't see any evidence..think with me in these thoughts:
1.Science is our way to dicover the universe which is God's creation..but theway to discover the creatures is sure different from discovering the creator.
2.We still know very little about this world and even the human body..each new discovery opens thousands of new fields of research..science is still a baby.
3.Evolution doesn't disprove creation..they can co-exist and it is highly possible that God is the one who designed evolution.
4.Don't you see it hard that this huge universe with this accurate design came from an aimless process "the big bang"..why don't you put in mind that God is the designer of this universe starting from the big bang to the end?

wait for the rest....

2006-10-11 09:04:06 · 13 answers · asked by mido 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-11 09:04:01 · 10 answers · asked by ummu 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I know it´s an Icky question but I really do need an answer. Specifically if she has sex on the 2nd day of her period. The more fundamented the answer, the better.

2006-10-11 09:03:58 · 33 answers · asked by MayAn 1 in Pregnancy

im only 2 years away from being able to attack the roads and i want a scooter. without lookin like a chav and the best scooter for me is the vespas. but did they make or do they make a 50cc scooter??

2006-10-11 09:03:58 · 4 answers · asked by elliott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 in Motorcycles

okay, im tryin 2 find out whether my friend's girlfriend is cheating on him. but, i need to find out without being obvious. plz, serious answers only

2006-10-11 09:03:58 · 5 answers · asked by skittles06 1 in Singles & Dating