10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a ********.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9......
2006-10-11 09:05:32 · 22 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
#9 is get a b***job
2006-10-11 09:06:24 · update #1
Write my name in the snow, then I'd have sex!!
2006-10-11 09:09:57 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm
That sounds like the title of a really happening pop song...
"A Penis for a Day"
It IS a big, boneless outcropping.....
It IS the ULTIMATE "outie"......
It IS the only limb that goes from one state of matter to another...
It IS ridiculously PACKED with pleasure sensing nerves....
It IS the consistant subject of jokes and silliness....
Now...except for the last item I just mentioned... AND the social perks it offers its privileged full-time owners.... AND the issue of it's sheer size and volume... NOT to MENTION the built-in urethra.......
.....Us girls possess exactly the same body part!!
....It's just much smaller, less messy and built for stealth!
Yes, ma'am, The Clitoris!
Having a Penis for a day would be truly an BUSY experience!!!.....but I'll take my convenient and compact clit ANY other day! LOL!
2006-10-11 16:06:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No no no - men NEVER talk while at a urinal. Serious faux pas!
for more information on proper men's restroom etiquette:
http://www.cartoonbrew.com/archives/2006_10.html#002328
2006-10-11 16:10:12 · answer #3 · answered by Zhimbo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
12 piss in your faces like a 2 month old
Remember, you shake it more the twice, your playing with it.
2006-10-11 16:09:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
11. Be mortified
2006-10-11 16:07:29 · answer #5 · answered by Diamond in the Rough 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To have an idea of what they think with half the time.
2006-10-11 16:13:57 · answer #6 · answered by Bonnie L 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you hit the nail/penis on the head!
2006-10-11 16:09:06 · answer #7 · answered by Nicole H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
shti i would be stuck on 9 for days.
2006-10-11 16:35:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Show the men how to use it properly!
2006-10-11 16:08:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO..really funny
2006-10-11 16:07:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋