10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
2006-10-11 09:05:03 · 10 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hopefully they would have to give birth!!
2006-10-11 09:11:16 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not quite sure, but I think It would go a little something like this.....
1. Sit in a corner somewhere and shiver while weeping.
2. Paint over the windows and nail the door shut.
3. Vow never to go out again.
4. Shake a fist up to the heavens shouting, 'Very funny god!'
5. Watch porn and mumble, 'I'm still a man, I'm still a man....'
6. Cut self with razors to know I'm alive.
7. Stare into the mirror for hours thinking,'who am I?'
8. Slap self shouting,'Sally! Suzan! Cindy!'
9. Cut 'There is no god' into the walls with knife.
10. commit suicide
2006-10-11 16:16:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, its a good thing that I have one.
2006-10-11 16:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
try to get horny n have orgasms at once
2006-10-11 16:35:25 · answer #4 · answered by MaddyZ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-10-11 16:26:27 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not nearly as good as the penis question
2006-10-11 16:10:28 · answer #6 · answered by Nicole H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg lol omg
2006-10-11 16:08:44 · answer #7 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad!
2006-10-11 16:13:27 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok????it was kinda good.
2006-10-11 16:08:29 · answer #9 · answered by boricua(787) 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you suck.
2006-10-11 16:14:39 · answer #10 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋