You might find this funny or rather sick, let me start the ball rolling.
I had a really nasty break with my ex girlfriend where she dumped me the day after her divorce came through.
She'd been married and needed support from some mug while it all went through and i got strung along.
After 2 months she sent my some flowers to work, it came completely out of the blue as we'd had no contact at all, not even a text.
I took this to mean sorry and/or that she would like to get back together but i wasn't interested and dropped her a note to say no thanks, i've moved on.
I recently found out she sent them because in her mind, i had died!
She was sending flowers as a reath, because it was my funeral, what a sick and twisted woman she is.
Your turn.
2006-10-04
21:07:57
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