Queen Elizabeth, Bush & Musharraf died & went straight to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England , I want to call England and see how
e verybody is doing there. She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then
she asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says "Five million dollars" She wrote him a cheque and went
to sit back on her chair.
Bush was soo jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the
United States , I want to see how everybody is doing there too".
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well,devil
how much do I owe you????
The devil says "Ten million dollars". With a smug look on his face,
he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Musharraf was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to callPakistan
too, I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody
of my Parliament".....
He called Pakistan and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked&
talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says "Twenty dollars".
Musharraf is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"
The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell,
it's local"
2006-10-03
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